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Him: "You have something on your shirt?"
Me: "What's that?"
Him: "My eyes baby."

Or

Him: "You're 110% prettier than your friend."
Me: "Oh really, you mean the same girl everyone mistakes for a guy? That had so better not be your pickup line."

2006-09-20 09:27:41 · answer #1 · answered by GoodJob 5 · 0 1

Its got to be...

Your the best looking woman in here and i would like to buy you a drink if you will accept one from me...

Oh yeah!! course i was the best looking woman in the pub (NOT) but he was nice and we did chat.. he bought me a drink and that was it.. no further action

2006-09-20 09:18:09 · answer #2 · answered by confused 6 · 0 0

i don't think it was the best I've heard but it has to be the funniest
"do u want to go halfers on a baby"

2006-09-20 09:28:23 · answer #3 · answered by shelley b 2 · 0 0

not sure if it's the best but a black guy whispered in my ear "have you ever had black pudding?"
I laughed so much I nearly choked on my drink!!!

2006-09-20 09:40:53 · answer #4 · answered by thaicandyj 1 · 0 0

i must be in heaven i've just seen an angel.
get your coat you've pulled
heres 10p to call your mum that you won't be home

2006-09-20 09:19:34 · answer #5 · answered by jadedy04 2 · 0 0

"what is the meaning of life?..... are you a good kisser?" [lunges in for a kiss]

2006-09-20 12:17:13 · answer #6 · answered by kinetic belle 2 · 0 0

get yer coat on you've pulled.

2006-09-20 09:20:17 · answer #7 · answered by I loathe YH answers 3 · 0 0

hello

2006-09-20 10:17:48 · answer #8 · answered by charlie b 1 · 0 0

roses are red. violets are blue. i like speghetti...let's f@#*.

2006-09-20 09:21:32 · answer #9 · answered by wilsonmj1123 2 · 0 0

My friend really likes you...........no I just can't lie............it's me!!

2006-09-20 09:31:07 · answer #10 · answered by lataliano 3 · 0 0

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