Him: "You have something on your shirt?"
Me: "What's that?"
Him: "My eyes baby."
Or
Him: "You're 110% prettier than your friend."
Me: "Oh really, you mean the same girl everyone mistakes for a guy? That had so better not be your pickup line."
2006-09-20 09:27:41
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answer #1
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answered by GoodJob 5
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Its got to be...
Your the best looking woman in here and i would like to buy you a drink if you will accept one from me...
Oh yeah!! course i was the best looking woman in the pub (NOT) but he was nice and we did chat.. he bought me a drink and that was it.. no further action
2006-09-20 09:18:09
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answer #2
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answered by confused 6
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i don't think it was the best I've heard but it has to be the funniest
"do u want to go halfers on a baby"
2006-09-20 09:28:23
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answer #3
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answered by shelley b 2
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not sure if it's the best but a black guy whispered in my ear "have you ever had black pudding?"
I laughed so much I nearly choked on my drink!!!
2006-09-20 09:40:53
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answer #4
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answered by thaicandyj 1
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i must be in heaven i've just seen an angel.
get your coat you've pulled
heres 10p to call your mum that you won't be home
2006-09-20 09:19:34
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answer #5
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answered by jadedy04 2
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"what is the meaning of life?..... are you a good kisser?" [lunges in for a kiss]
2006-09-20 12:17:13
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answer #6
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answered by kinetic belle 2
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get yer coat on you've pulled.
2006-09-20 09:20:17
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answer #7
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answered by I loathe YH answers 3
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hello
2006-09-20 10:17:48
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answer #8
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answered by charlie b 1
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roses are red. violets are blue. i like speghetti...let's f@#*.
2006-09-20 09:21:32
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answer #9
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answered by wilsonmj1123 2
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My friend really likes you...........no I just can't lie............it's me!!
2006-09-20 09:31:07
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answer #10
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answered by lataliano 3
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