I'm gonna Send her a letter like this.....
"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 19-year-old teaching assistant, Ms. Dawn White. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"
2006-09-20 09:05:17 · 18 answers · asked by position28 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
You gotta put J/K at the bottom. or APRIL FOOL on the back
2006-09-20 09:08:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that would be a good joke from a mans point of view but, if you dont tell her it is a joke while she is in the middle of reading she might think it is real. Try to go a little easy on her I mean the both of you are still, young, but woman at that age are a little more sensitive and have nothing else they care about more than their spouses.
2006-09-20 09:10:41 · answer #2 · answered by saadutr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you honesty get off on hurting your wife? Will you be giving her a clue as to your unexplained times gone from her?
A joke can be played on someone that won't hurt their heart!!
It would be great if she left you a note saying she was with her 19 year old MR. Don White!!! And be cool if it were true!!
2006-09-20 09:10:52 · answer #3 · answered by peggin_beast 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is terrible!!!!!!! If you were my husband and did that, you would never forget that April Fools Day, because I would put a whipping to you that you would never forget. I actually think you are trying to tell your wife something, and dont have the balls to tell her.No person deserves that kind of sick joke. I would not even call it a joke, its just plain sick!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-20 09:32:13 · answer #4 · answered by Kathy W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 08:34:46 · answer #5 · answered by goodknight 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I expect from April 2 you will be seeing more of your wife every day - as the swelling subsides.
2006-09-20 09:09:35 · answer #6 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you're a funny guy. hope she doesn't grab a gun and go to the hotel to find that a miss white is really staying there. but if she does... that would be funny too. oh the irony.
2006-09-20 09:08:10 · answer #7 · answered by Friendly Neighbor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
April Fools day is a loooooong ways off now. Hopefully, she will dump you way before then. Loser.
2006-09-20 09:07:43 · answer #8 · answered by tysavage2001 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she;ll be an april fool.....................if she is clever enuff she want belive u coz if she is 54 at least u'll be in ur 60 and no 19 years wud go out wid grand dad..eeeewwwwwwwwwwwww.............
and secondly she want belive at all coz itz been agez u,ve been together.....and she know how deep ur in water......
2006-09-20 09:12:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You probably won't live long enough to see the month of May.
2006-09-20 09:07:47 · answer #10 · answered by serendipity 2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋