I s*hit my pants at work on monday and fortunaly it did not get passed my underware, however I removed them a flushed them down and of course glogged the toilet. The plumber is coming and I am afraid that if he snakes it and pulls out my undies I will be fired. I am the only guy here so W*T*F am I going to do? Can I blame a girl?
2006-09-20 08:59:36 · 34 answers · asked by youngfinedudmomo 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Flippin no don't tell your boss, bribe the plumber or "fess up" by any other means. The plumber comes, he does his job, he finds a pair of s*hit stained underpants lodged in the plumbing...You know NOTHING. I don't care what they think they have on you, you stick to your story and go down saddles blazing if need be. Who in their right mind would flush UNDERWEAR?? Not you. Alright so you're the only guy there, but there must be other possibilities.One of the girls' male friends came by to pick them up for lunch, or whatever, he used the restroom..HE is underpant flushing sicko. The janitors, a perfect scapegoat. It really doesn't matter because, first of all, show me the chic that is actually going to come to you and flat out ask you if you flushed your effing UNDERWEAR down a toilet...doubtful, but let's just pretend you do work for some woman with balls of shameless steel, you tell her no and give her that "Are you seriously asking me this? do you not know me AT ALL?" look. What's she going to do? Swear she KNOWS it was you? Oh yeah, do ya? Prove it, weirdo.
Reverse psychology. Making people think they're crazy is not only a fun pastime but also a noteworthy method of defense.
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2006-09-20 09:19:22 · answer #1 · answered by southyrn_belle_4ever 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Offer to pay the bill and mention how you wanted to maintain a clean work environment for you and you co-workers, as well as having the sheer desire to stay at work and not go home to change. There is also the possibility that the underwear will be forced downward into the sewer.
2006-09-20 09:04:02 · answer #2 · answered by Freezerburn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Slip the plumber a twenty and tell him to report that whatever it was got flushed all the way down and he has no idea what it could have been?
2006-09-20 17:12:42 · answer #3 · answered by pinkrosegreeneyes bluerose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quick - go commit the same crime in several other office bathrooms around the building - don't get caught (come in early, stay late, wear a disguise when entering and exiting). No - one will suspect sweet little you - they'll think there is a serial clogger running amok!
2006-09-20 09:21:44 · answer #4 · answered by workingclasshero 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe it was a costomer or visitor or maybe one of the girls had there man at the office after hours,maybe the plumber is trying to over charge us and say he found these good luck i dont think youll be fired but you may want to leave and not be able to handle the jokes being made behind your back..
2006-09-20 10:27:24 · answer #5 · answered by nicole l 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats what you get for shi--ing your pants! Yeah go to the locker room and steal some unsuspecting woman underwear and claim that you never wear mens?
2006-09-20 09:03:56 · answer #6 · answered by schlongy1969 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, You cannot blame anyone. Be truthful and tell your boss before the plumber finds out.
2006-09-20 09:03:10 · answer #7 · answered by moin_anjum 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know what to tell you except that if the toilet gets plunged hard and fast that your underwear should be able to slide down. Underwear are flexible.
2006-09-20 09:16:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When the plumber is alone in the bathroom, go in and tell him it's your undies and you'd like it kept quiet. He's seen it all, he won't care, and you'll never see him again.
2006-09-20 09:10:31 · answer #9 · answered by rainfingers 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Run faarrrr farrrr away! Seriously, I don't know if they could prove it was you, as long as you are wearing a different brand of underwear today and have your denial face on, you may be ok. Practice "It wasn't me" until you have it down pat.
2006-09-20 09:09:38 · answer #10 · answered by Okkieneko 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋