woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby."
The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby, Doctor? What's wrong???"
The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."
The woman says, "A hermaphrodite... what's that???"
The doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has the...er... features...of a male and a female."
The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my god! You mean it has a penis...AND a brain?"
2006-09-20 08:50:33 · 40 answers · asked by postypaul 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!! That definately just made my day a little better and I intend to share it with friends. Thanks for the laugh!
2006-09-20 09:20:44 · answer #1 · answered by mystri 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I rate it from 1-10 an 8.
2006-09-20 09:10:20 · answer #2 · answered by Sexy BAbe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amazing how many females found that joke to be funny!
How would it have played if the punchline was "you mean it has a vagina AND a brain?"
2006-09-20 11:06:24 · answer #3 · answered by Paladin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-15 05:32:30 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny got to give it to u me and my sis call each other hermaphrodites all the time
but were not
that was funny ill give u a
15.9
2006-09-20 08:53:56 · answer #5 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite good, although only the majority of males are brainless (like me). The rest are all right.
2006-09-20 08:58:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol..funny. I like that it sounds like a dumb blonde joke but puts down men as well..hehehe
2006-09-20 08:54:10 · answer #7 · answered by Laurel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give that a 10! That is very funny!
2006-09-20 09:06:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a scale of 1 to 100 i give it a 100.
I love it, I love it!!!! Encore, Encore, tell us more.
The best joke so far.
lmao,Rotf thank you.
2006-09-20 10:40:52 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
15+ I thought it was going to be Male chauvinist joke!
2006-09-20 08:53:05 · answer #10 · answered by MindinChaos 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋