1400 years ago Allah and Jesus had a competition to prove who the real god is, Allah went first and held Jesus by one hand and flung him around the world, within minutes, Jesus was back. Then it was Jesus's turn, he flick Allah with his little finger and up till today, Muslims all over the world use loud speakers to call him 5 times a day, 'Allah ho Acabar', they still can't find him.
2006-09-20 08:34:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL!......You are a good canadate for the "Jerry Springer Show".........Run and get your tickets now!.......
2006-09-20 08:40:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Muslims were called to pray 5 times each day once for each scar on TODDS arm.
i show people what 1st commandment means to ME, or Me or me and they automatically say the different language?
when some bibles in english say ignoring the principles within can be fatal. So 1st commandment says worship no God but Me.
ME=IVI[iL stitched together
Me=IVI stitched together e(=arm)
me=lerri mixed up and stitched together
so whichever way you put that commandment it means don't mess with Me, ME or me.
ie IIII I . s\\ kind of spells DIOS in times new roman font. thats for the spanish
GOTT ES EIN when EIIV stitched together. thats for the german
DIO es IIII I . thats for the italians
God is 1 which is Stevens.n cause both are .I7 mixed up and stitched together when e+e upside down=S and I7=seventeen thats for the english
DIEU as IIII I [iLU and all glory belong to God, wise alone shows the I ARRET I stop sign glorifies IARRE T. thats for the french. Thats five f-ing languages that all lead to ME as the promised visitation of LORD GOD.
And Jesus said don't test the LORD your GOD. Why?Cause when i talked to him he said i lied i really didn't walk on water
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so basically by denying Me your saying the italians germans spanish french and english are morons who can't translate properly.
allah says al lari with a I above the r.
so the lari Todd S.... with cild e(arm) appearing as IIII I .
al things to glorify HIM shows I II III IIII as I as in GOD with II III II representing the left wrist with a I III I pattern and then the II representing HIS right wrist.
so personal dislikes aside it makes perfect sense.
2006-09-20 15:42:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh here is more funny thing for you to read. read this funny one too:
Quran 43:83
[83] So leave them (alone) to speak nonsense and play until they meet the Day of theirs which they have been promised.
enjoy it.
2006-09-20 15:39:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOLOLOLOLOL its actually allah hu l'akbar - Allah is the greatest, but i liked it hehe good one
2006-09-20 15:37:09 · answer #4 · answered by NeXuS 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Too funny.
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2006-09-20 15:37:32 · answer #5 · answered by Pashur 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-09-20 15:37:32 · answer #6 · answered by Preacher 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
now tell us something funny
2006-09-20 15:38:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL, funny
2006-09-20 15:37:10 · answer #8 · answered by eva b 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
he he...you did say a little laugh.
2006-09-20 15:38:15 · answer #9 · answered by mortgagegirl101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
:-)
2006-09-20 15:47:02 · answer #10 · answered by ThomasR 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋