A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:
"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."
2006-09-20 08:32:08 · 57 answers · asked by postypaul 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think it's really cute. My 76 yr old mother thinks it's really funny, too.
2006-09-20 08:35:45 · answer #1 · answered by mollyneville 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha i get it because the 54 year old guy put his penis in a 18yr old... and the 18yr old pool boy put his penis in the 54 yr old and math is 54 divide by 18 and 18 divided by 54 hahahah
2006-09-20 12:29:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.! On a similar note..
A man comes home and finds his wife jumping up and down on the bed laughing. "What's come over you?" he asks. Joyfully his wife says, "I've just had a mammogram and my doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 yr old!"
Grumpily he replies, "and what did he say about your 50 year old a*se?" To which his wife responds..."Your name wasn't mentioned!"
2006-09-20 08:42:16 · answer #3 · answered by Shona L 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK OK, Alright, But I bet they're both on their back letting the 18 year old do all the work.
That is funny
2006-09-20 08:45:34 · answer #4 · answered by jdoe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jaja thats funny. Good 1.
2006-09-20 09:08:25 · answer #5 · answered by Sexy BAbe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rofl I'm sending a letter like that to my wife on april fools day!!
2006-09-20 08:35:33 · answer #6 · answered by position28 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2006-09-20 14:39:46 · answer #7 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the few times that math has made me laugh. Kudos.
2006-09-20 11:13:12 · answer #8 · answered by J F 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats hillarious
2006-09-20 08:34:13 · answer #9 · answered by J Ride 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Absolutely hysterical! Hope you don't mind if I copy and paste into an email to all my old married friends!
2006-09-20 08:33:48 · answer #10 · answered by Zebra4 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋