The meaner and funnier it is the best chance to win. I don't care if they are black, latino, white, asian, catholic, protestant, muslim, buhdist jokes, but it has to be funny!
2006-09-20 08:06:44 · 15 answers · asked by raiderking69 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q: How can you tell a Jewish house?
A: Toilet paper on the washing line.
2006-09-20 08:37:34 · answer #1 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok now, i tried!!!!!
Q: Why were there only 600 mexicans at the alamo?
A: Because they only had two vans.
Why doesn't mexico have an Olympic team?
-Because all the mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are over here.
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. The courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the *** that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery. During one Sunday's sermon he told them, "If one more person confesses to adultery, I'll quit!"
Since everyone liked him, they decided to use a code word: "fallen." >From then on, anyone who had committed adultery said they had "fallen." This satisfied the old priest and the parishioners, and everything was fine for years, until finally the old priest passed away at the ripe old age of 93.
Shortly after the new young priest settled in, he paid a call on the mayor. The priest was quite concerned. "You have to do something about the sidewalks in this town, Mayor. You can't believe how many people come into the confessional talking about having fallen!" The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had explained their code word to the new priest.
But before the mayor could explain, the priest shook his finger at the mayor and said, "I don't know why you're laughing; your wife fell three times last week!"
2006-09-20 08:35:43 · answer #2 · answered by KAY 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How do you slot 40 jews in a vehicle? 2 interior the front, 3 interior the back, and 35 interior the ash tray. orr.. this one is long yet i continuously locate it humorous. A mama duck and toddler duck are crossing the line with a mama skunk and toddler skunk. The mama duck and mama skunk get run over. the toddler duck starts crying, so the toddler skunk asks what's incorrect. the toddler duck says, "my mom died and that i don't be attentive to what i'm". the toddler skunk solutions the duck by saying "properly, you have a beak, feathers, and webbed ft, your a duck!!" the toddler duck is satisfied and that they shop strolling. Then the toddler skunk starts to cry, so the toddler duck asks what's incorrect. "My mom died too and that i don't be attentive to what i'm." the toddler duck seems on the toddler skunk and says, "Thats common. Your white, your black, and you extremely stink. You gotta be puerto rican!!!" or, what do you assert once you spot a ghost wearing your television interior the path of the night? -DROP IT N!GGR
2016-10-17 08:29:27 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q why are Jewish peoples noses so big
A because the air is free
Q how do you get a Muslim girl pregnant
A come on her feet and let the flies do the rest
2006-09-20 09:50:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: Jesus goes into a motel 6 and hands the clerk 3 nails....what did he say to the clerk?
A: "can you put me up for the night"
Q: what do you say 2 a black man in a suit?
A: will the defendant please rise.
Q: how do you really pi$$ a black man off...
A: hide his welfare check under his work boots.
Q:why don't mexicans have barbecues??
A: the beans fall threw the grill...
a truck driver, who really hates black folks, is driving down the road when he sees a priest needing a ride.. so the trucker pulls over tells the priest to get and they were on their way.. as they are going down the road the trucker sees up ahead a black man on the right hand side of the road... he thinks to himself "how can i hit the black man with a priest in the truck? well i can pretend to fall asleep and let the truck swerve over and hit the guy." so the trucker pretends to fall asleep and drifts off to the side of the road.. all of a sudden he hears a thump and "wakes up" "what was that he said??" The priest says.. "well son you were drifting off the road and almost hit that black man... when i saw you were going to miss i opened my door and nailed the b@st@rd... lol
2006-09-20 09:02:05 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I got yelled at last time I told this, but here goes and I hope you appreciate it.
Why wasn't Jesus born in New Mexico? They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Lived in NM for 29 years and trying to get out!!!!
How was the Grand Canyon formed? A Jew dropped a nickle down a gopher hole.
2006-09-20 08:12:08 · answer #6 · answered by icddppl 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
What are black people's most confusing holiday?
Fathers Day. lmao
What do a hispanic person and a bow legged person have in common?
They can never keep their legs closed. lol
How do you say hello in Chinese?
Hi-ya!........ ok that was really dum lol
Why are dominicans so healthy?
Because they always have a "banana" in their mouth. Frickin Platanos lol.
By the way, im puerto rican, dominican and chinese. Love you guys! :-)
2006-09-20 08:19:50 · answer #7 · answered by >???<Chinita>???< 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you woke up in the middle of the night and your TV was floating in the air what would you say?
Put it down you black bast@rd
2006-09-20 08:41:45 · answer #8 · answered by tweetypie88888 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why were the Jews really in the desert for 40 day and nights?
One of 'em dropped a penny.
2006-09-20 08:32:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ok heres one,but however I spell the words in the " " thats how the person said the word and that's how bad the person accent was so here it is:
I was selling some chocolate to some Mexican guy and he comes to me and says-No,I don't want no "chalk-O-let" I just wanna talk to "animoles" and I was like don't you mean chocolate and animals? And he was like yeh that's wat I say I just wanna look at "animoles" drink "chalk-o-let" "meelk" and "shmoke" "cigarretts" !!! I was like didn't you wanted to talk to animals? And he was like, Yeh I want to buy some "chalk-O-Let" And I'm like um yeah,heres your chocolate and as soon as I told him the price he snatch the chocolate from my hand and ranned to his house and said "louk" Annie I got "Dee" "Chalk-O-Let" for dessert!!!!
2006-09-20 10:15:41 · answer #10 · answered by Lissa305 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋