2006-09-20 08:04:18 · 28 answers · asked by territheterribleliar 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
First, do you have it all written down? But it has to be written so it can be interpreted in so many ways you dont know the writer really meant.
Is there a supreme being in the new religion? Does he make you suffer forever if you dont believe in him? It cant be a true religion if no one burns if they dont believe.
Can you be a nasty, evil person your entire life but be forgivin of all of it on your deathbed?
We need details if you want us to join. But the have to be vague and unprovable details. There cant be any concrete details that will prove that your religion is the "true" religion
2006-09-20 08:13:07 · answer #1 · answered by wilchy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why no longer? It can not be from now on inane or illogical than christianity or a pair of alternative crank / extremist religions and faiths accessible already. The bible and different such tomes / records have sturdy messages, yet all too in many situations mangled up with threats. extremely, study an properly translated reproduction of the Koran in case you prefer an truthful faith to mimic. somebody stated you will prefer something like the bible. common. you purely reproduction the Bible, with gratuitous elaborations and mind-blowing phantasy's, and changing "God", "our lord" "The Lord", and so on, with "Lord Penguin", "great Penguin" and so on. eg: "Lord Penguin parted the Arctic seas, and enable all the walruses bypass to Baffin Island to flee the enraged hunters, ...", and so on. Lol, heck, i will connect purely for the tax concessions. i could go with the Adele penguin as "Lord" and with the Emperor style in fee of their sovereign militia.
2016-10-17 08:29:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I follow the Flying Spaghetti Monster,myself,but I would say a few hail Billys.I will not send money.My money goes on spaghetti and sauce.
2006-09-20 08:09:48 · answer #3 · answered by kimberli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doubt it, I don't even know this BIlly Bob you speak off.
2006-09-20 13:40:38 · answer #4 · answered by cheesehead 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if I can marry my cousin- can Billy Bob perform the ceremony?!?!?!?! lol
Have a great day!!!
2006-09-20 08:06:51 · answer #5 · answered by Coo coo achoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I won't send you any money, but you can't be any worse than that weasel with the purple haired wife, the guy who seen the 800 foot tall Jesus, or the guy who says "Dob-oh-soy-ah."
2006-09-20 08:11:00 · answer #6 · answered by sluggo1947 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, I send my money to Bob Dobbs.
2006-09-20 08:06:12 · answer #7 · answered by Sweetchild Danielle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I would join, but I wouldn't send money. I'd just keep telling you, "checks in the mail".
2006-09-20 08:06:27 · answer #8 · answered by just browsin 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go ahead start it up I'm sure there are a lot of nut cases out there that would support you and just might make you rich, God forbid.
2006-09-20 08:11:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, no, but that's exactly how religons are created to me...some guy made that sh*t up and other believed it. Ha ha ha, gullibles...wasting their money away on nothingness. Also, doesn't the Bible say that money won't buy your way into heaven? So why does the Church tell you that? Why do you have to give them money? Geez...it's all so stupid and comical to me. The Bible is as it says: "Buy bull"
2006-09-20 08:06:34 · answer #10 · answered by Kelly M 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋