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2006-09-20 07:48:47 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
When I was about 18 I was working at Dairy Queen. A girl came in who looked to be about 12. I went to take her order and she had a reddish brown patch of skin all down one side of her face and neck. Without even thinking I said, "Oh! Did you get burned?" She said, "No, it's just a birthmark". I felt so bad. I really didn't mean to be intrusive or rude, I was concerned that she'd suffered something bad and I was also young and dumb and just blurted it out. I really hope I didn't make her feel bad, but I probably did.
2006-09-20 08:44:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I was in a VIP room once at a going away party at the prestigious Cubby Bar Club in downtown Chicago. The liquor was free and I was nervous (rubbing elbows with the rich) and I ended up drunk at the bar. To make a long story short I was engaged in a conversation with a bunch of homosexuals and bisexuals about fellatio. We were talking and laughing and I made the comment that, "Its nothing wrong with sucking a little _ _ _ _" and when it came out the guys burst into laughter (even though they knew what I ment) that there is nothing wrong with performing fellatio. Needless to say I turned as red as an apple, but it was still funny as hell.
2006-09-20 15:27:54 · answer #2 · answered by Fairy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was 18yo - at boarding school in England, I kneed the coach - who was also the deputy headmaster - in the groin during Rugby practise. As he was also my housemaster, it led to a few days of hobbling round for him & detention for me. I didn't do it on PURPOSE, I thought it was just one of the other players - I'd knee the opposition in the groin every time, if I could get away with it - just shouldn't have done it to the deputy headmaster (a fire-breathing Welshman & Rugby fanatic).
P.S. Rugby is a bit like American football for REAL men (no pads, no helmets & the game doesn't stop every few seconds).
2006-09-20 14:57:54 · answer #3 · answered by dryheatdave 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Puking on a bar at after a college football game I covered the lenght of the bar it was most impressive, I sprinted home they were to drunk to follow the now mostly sober me.
2006-09-20 14:51:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was first learning French in finishing school in Switzerland, one day I was helping my friend communicate with her new beau who was a car mechanic in a local garage (my French was more fluent than hers at that point). Anyway, after helping translate about half an hour of conversation between the two of them (at the garage with his coworkers around), her beau complimented me on my French, to which I replied "Merci beau cu" but I meant to say "Merci beaucoup." My mistake was in the pronunciation, which translated "Thank you good looking butt" instead of "Thank you very much." They all about died laughing and I about died of embar-assment!
2006-09-20 14:54:07 · answer #5 · answered by Zebra4 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I barfed on a Lady's shoes on a train in Tokyo.
2006-09-20 14:50:32 · answer #6 · answered by bretto24 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋