A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around
at her feet. "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time." "If you don't mind my asking," he said, "what do you use it for?" "We use it for sex," she said. The researcher was a little taken aback. "Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it
for sex?" The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out."
2006-09-20 07:43:59 · 16 answers · asked by love me like me hate me 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehe... you got me there!!! =)
2006-09-20 07:52:08 · answer #1 · answered by L!LO 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-09-20 08:32:23 · answer #2 · answered by hh 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! To keep the kids out!
2006-09-20 09:52:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sexxx, lips, I put it in my nose when I have a cold and blow my nose too much it gets cracked so I put it there, also I ask my dentist to put it in the corners of my mouth when I'm gettin something done in my teeth for a long time. Otherwise it gets craked and it hurts. I've also used it when my elbows are dry, rarely though.
2006-09-20 07:47:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I use vaseline for sores and bruises but not for sex. Oil based isn't good.
2006-09-20 07:52:35 · answer #5 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OH MY GOSH!!!! THAT WAS HILLARIOUS!!!! You have probably just come up with the best idea on the planet! I can't wait to tell everyone else that joke!
2006-09-20 07:52:29 · answer #6 · answered by AmyDMomOf3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats really cute!
2006-09-20 07:54:51 · answer #7 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would do the same if I had kids...lol
2006-09-20 08:00:36 · answer #8 · answered by 1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny got to give it to u
2006-09-20 09:13:33 · answer #9 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
coat the shaft and bury it deep!!!
2006-09-20 08:16:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL!!!Next time ill use it.
2006-09-20 07:58:11 · answer #11 · answered by Martha Z 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋