A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the
road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under
the car followed by a large cloud of feathers.
Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, and rang the door
bell. A farmer appeared.
The man, somewhat nervously said, "I think I killed your
rooster, please allow me to replace him".
"Suit yourself," the farmer replied, "the hens are round the
back."
2006-09-20 07:43:52 · 28 answers · asked by X factor 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Forget all of those other people! That was hillarious! on a scale of one to ten I give it a twelve!!! Got any more?
2006-09-20 07:55:08 · answer #1 · answered by AmyDMomOf3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 stars of 5
2006-09-20 07:56:55 · answer #2 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
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2006-09-21 04:59:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i got to say it has potential to be a good...lmao kind of joke but the punch line needs more ummph on a scale from 1 to five i give it a 2.5
2006-09-20 07:58:29 · answer #4 · answered by KAY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny''lmao
2006-09-20 07:45:53 · answer #5 · answered by SUN FLOWER 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's like that one from Marry Poppins that Dick Van Dyke says when they're in the floating room, only his was better. I give this one a four.
2006-09-20 08:05:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah I heard yet another version that went something like they have been interior the boat discussing approximately Peter strolling on water and considered one of them gets out and walks to the shore and shouts decrease back do no longer try it till you be responsive to the place the stumps are. hahaha cheers («?RfD?»)
2016-10-01 04:36:34 · answer #7 · answered by schnetter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will give it an 8.
2006-09-20 07:57:40 · answer #8 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think for a joke to be good,you've to laugh and i didnt so maybe 3/10
2006-09-20 07:50:57 · answer #9 · answered by clairemch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
95% out of 100%
jokes are (as usual) funny so your joke is also funny,
if joke is no funny so it is not called joke,
little definition
here one joke
"The most effective way to remember your wife's
birthday is to forget it once."
how`s that?
2006-09-20 07:56:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋