A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.
"Slut!" he said, and let her go.
2006-09-20 07:41:30 · 12 answers · asked by love me like me hate me 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Slu*t!" he said, and let her go.
2006-09-20 07:42:16 · update #1
omg thaht was fU*cing funny lol got to give it to u
19.9 out of ten
2006-09-20 09:10:35 · answer #1 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee Hee!
2006-09-20 10:01:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard that a differnet way on roy chubby brown. i love it its a cool joke
2006-09-20 07:48:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha very funny!
2006-09-20 07:45:55 · answer #4 · answered by skhoury28nails 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Liked that alot. I have to tell my friends that one.
2006-09-20 07:49:06 · answer #5 · answered by caramel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cool,funny
2006-09-20 07:55:16 · answer #6 · answered by clairemch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny, prove women can't win no matter what'''
2006-09-20 07:44:46 · answer #7 · answered by SUN FLOWER 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute lol
2006-09-20 07:44:04 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have heard it but its good
2006-09-20 09:52:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....funny... good one
2006-09-20 07:49:44 · answer #10 · answered by sweetangel1328 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋