What is the difference between a f@g and a freezer?
Freezers don't fart when you pull the meat out.
2006-09-20 07:05:36 · 11 answers · asked by raiderking69 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Four gay dudes were relaxing nude in a hot tub when a big glob of white stuff floated to the top. One gay was indignant. He placed his hands on his hips and said, 'OK! Who f*rted!.'
2006-09-20 08:40:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about this one.
Two guys walk into a bar. (Call them Jim and John I can't remember the names anyway it doesn't matter) They have no money to buy drinks but enough to buy one hot dog. They share the bread but keep the sausage. Jim says " I have a plan. I'll stick this sausage in my pants and we'll order up as many drinks. When we're ready to leave I'll pull my zipper and you start sucking on the sausage". John sees where this is going and they begin. Just as planned they order up drinks and when time to pay Jim pulls his zipper and John is there sucking away. The bartender calls security and has them thrown out. When thrown out of the last bar, John turns and says "I can't do this anymore I'm tired and stoned." "Yeah I know what you mean", Jim says, "That sausage went down 2 bars ago!"
2006-09-20 14:33:11 · answer #2 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats the difference between acne and a petaphile?
answer: acne waits till your 12 to c#m on your face
now you cant say thats not raunchier
2006-09-20 14:27:17 · answer #3 · answered by jessandduane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jo tom and bob were walking through the woods one night. They found a small tent with a sign out side of it. *low job, 2 dollars. They seemed to enjoy the idea and later made camp 300 yards off.
"man jo, that was great" said tom, just then bob walked up
"hey, i just made 4 dollars."
2006-09-20 14:19:31 · answer #4 · answered by Hero-Of-Ages 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not that raunchy, but here goes:
Ancient Idiot
There was a great discussion among scholars who was the ancient idiot.
Thinkers concluded it was to be Adam because when standing completely nude next to a naked woman, he was chewing apples instead of nipples!
2006-09-20 14:22:03 · answer #5 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good. Now here is mine.
How does a f@g takes off a condom?
Farting
2006-09-20 14:18:35 · answer #6 · answered by camp1971 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll remember that one...it may top my raunchy joke..but you asked so here it is
What does an elephant use as a tampon?
Sheep
That is why their truncks are so long, because sheep do not have strings
2006-09-20 14:18:28 · answer #7 · answered by Sara 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This guy was doing prostitute. He said your thing feels like sandpaper. She got up and went to the bathroom,
When she came back, they got started again.
He said wow that feels much better. What did you do to it. She said,"oh, I just picked the scabs off of it.
2006-09-20 14:16:39 · answer #8 · answered by Cal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 gay guys live in a basement of a duplex with 2 lesbians up on top.. the duplex starts on fire... who gets out first??
the lesbians... the gay guys would have to pack their s$it first...
what don't guys eat pus-c in the morning??
ever try opening a grilled cheese sandwich before...
what do you call a gay dinosaur??
bone-a-sore-a$$
what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
licked-a-lot-a-pus c
2006-09-20 16:43:29 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok what does a cat and a lesbian have in common?
They both can have more than one p***y
2006-09-20 14:13:41 · answer #10 · answered by taffy2513 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋