Everytime I try to masturbate at work I get caught, what gives? Any of you guys out there have any good tips for me so I can get away with it more often? Thanks in advance for any suggestions!
2006-09-20 06:54:14 · 25 answers · asked by Karen 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Oh great now I'm an addict......Like a crack~head!!!
2006-09-20 06:58:10 · update #1
i want you to buy a pager and then stick it in your panties with it on vibrate, i'll call you about 40-50 times and you wont even have to leave your desk
2006-09-20 08:01:50 · answer #1 · answered by NONAME 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have to learn when to do it, and where to do it. I think you can try the bathroom. But most of all, I think you are not telling the truth, you just put on such a question here to attract guys to answer it.
2006-09-20 14:17:33 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get an office with a door. I never get caught white handed.
2006-09-20 14:16:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's this gadet called a butterfly vibrator that has a wireless attachment that you can adjust the level of intensity...virtually noise proof...........Please feel free to google the word/device for hours of pleasure while sitting at your desk.....
ps..gave it as a gift to this well endowed receptionist and she always has a smile on her face.
2006-09-20 14:02:19 · answer #4 · answered by Paul M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW HOW YOU GET CAUGHT AND WHERE DO YOU DO IT? I HARDLY TAKE A LUNCH LET ALONE HAVE TIME FOR THAT AT WORK. I GUESS ID TRY TO USE THE BATHROOM AND LOCK THE DOOR, OR BETTER YET GO HOME AT LUNCH AND RUB ONE OFF!
2006-09-20 13:59:43 · answer #5 · answered by PHILLYGUY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i think if you wear a skirt with no panties,it would make it a little easier.Or get a hands free dido( like the mouse, or the butterfly,but the mouse has speeds from low to medium to high to super high)they well help if you are not a moaner,well i hope i have helped you on your problem.
2006-09-20 14:06:36 · answer #6 · answered by richard1hose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you have your own office, or are you kinda 'out in the open'?
Go to your local 'adult' store... they have a plethoria of things that a girl can use to place in the "V" that are undectable .... u could always wear skirts and keep ur hands in your lap
2006-09-20 13:59:26 · answer #7 · answered by blueyedimpledguy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gosh a chat with you over IM would be interesting, You could try the bathroom.
2006-09-20 14:00:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh I've got a good tip for you alright!
2006-09-20 14:44:06 · answer #9 · answered by HughGRection 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I apply at your job? If I get hired, we can masturbate together in the janitorial closet.
2006-09-20 14:01:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋