Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
ransacked and burglarized.
She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit,
patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer
approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on
the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat
down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my
possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?
"They send me a BLIND policeman."
2006-09-20 06:39:45 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Badi Nazuk...*words are mightier than swords*... thanks for the jokes....g'morning to u sir..hgday
2006-09-20 06:47:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, and to answer your question - yes I guess that is a blonde joke.
2006-09-20 06:43:44 · answer #2 · answered by Caromack 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u hear about the blonde who got locked out of her car in the rain.she was pissed because her top was down & her seats were getting wet.
2006-09-20 06:44:21 · answer #3 · answered by woody 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me and the guys at work loved this one. We all had tears streaming down our faces 'cause we were laughing so hard. Thanks for sharing that gem!
Have a great day!!!
2006-09-20 06:54:58 · answer #4 · answered by Coo coo achoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!! awesome. mind if i borrow it? *sigh* alright....seriously though...pretty good. I know this girl who would say the same thing, no joke. screw the 'be nice' commentaries.
2006-09-20 06:45:24 · answer #5 · answered by lucifer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know a girl just like that.
2006-09-20 06:42:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! I guess they though that her house wasn't all that important!
2006-09-20 10:14:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahahaha.
very funny.
2006-09-20 07:18:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - Good one
2006-09-20 06:41:13 · answer #9 · answered by eeaglenest 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.. funny cute
2006-09-20 06:46:12 · answer #10 · answered by 1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋