A black man dressed all in black, wearing a black mask, stands at a crossroads in a totally black-painted town. All of the streetlights in town are broken. There is no moon. A black-painted car without headlights drives straight toward him, but turns in time and doesn't hit him. How did the driver know to swerve?
2006-09-20 06:35:51 · 38 answers · asked by sugarpie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thnx guys. the first one is right. i never got it. more of these comin ur way n a few minutes. keep ur eyes open...n this time its goin to b worse. lol
2006-09-20 07:13:53 · update #1
It was daylight.
2006-09-20 06:37:42 · answer #1 · answered by babycakes mummy 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
no this isn't the right answer but i thought is was humorous
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to
go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under
the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check."
"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you. But,
whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I
REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he
discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just
as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman
go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain
himself any longer and yelled,
"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
2006-09-20 07:45:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Daylight
2006-09-20 06:42:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I have the 10 Ponts. It was daylight
2006-09-20 07:04:31 · answer #4 · answered by Limeca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Time travel.
although i haven't discovered the secret of this yet otherwise i would have gone back and put the right answer first.
2006-09-20 06:43:29 · answer #5 · answered by Jack c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He didnt, he blacked out at the wheel and swerved!
2006-09-20 06:38:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know the right answer! It 's when Yahoo removes your question because you're soliciting the points. They're party poopers about that usually.
2006-09-20 06:38:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He was an army bloke who was wearing night vision goggles at the time?
2006-09-20 06:40:33 · answer #8 · answered by Mr Slug 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the black man smiled
2006-09-20 06:41:22 · answer #9 · answered by Alfred E. Newman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was daylight outside
2006-09-20 06:37:51 · answer #10 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ther are many answers for this ....i guess
may be that was a day time
or he should hav opened the mouth and the driver should hav seen his white teeth
or he should hav opened his eyes?\\\
or ,...it goes on...
2006-09-20 06:40:24 · answer #11 · answered by siberdice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋