Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, "That is really nice, that after all these years you have been married, you keep calling your wife those pet names."
Morris hung his head and whispered, "To tell the truth, I forgot her name three years ago!"
2006-09-20 06:31:47 · 14 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Make sure you check out my other jokes!!!
2006-09-20 06:32:10 · update #1
Omg...I would kill my husband...But I liked that a lot.
2006-09-20 06:42:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great joke! I'll be sure to check out your other ones as they are a great relief at work! Need to laugh at work!
Have a great day!!!
2006-09-20 13:40:19 · answer #2 · answered by Coo coo achoo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and he closes the door with another two thumstanding ovation.
well done young lad.
2006-09-20 13:35:17 · answer #3 · answered by gtbooty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats cute! ur leavin already? come on a few more plz???? alright see ya later!!! have a great night!
2006-09-20 13:34:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one, not hahahaha funny, but clever :)
2006-09-20 13:33:14 · answer #5 · answered by julie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute again...nice....
why are you leaving all of us hanging?? it's only like 10:30 am, come on now...
2006-09-20 13:35:25 · answer #6 · answered by obedie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe!!! Very funny. All your jokes are. bye. talk to you later.
2006-09-20 17:43:17 · answer #7 · answered by Jazzy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmaooo
2006-09-21 11:27:00 · answer #8 · answered by VonDutchPrincess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-09-20 13:42:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
great! have a good one.
2006-09-20 13:43:45 · answer #10 · answered by lady sixx 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋