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A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge plate, which the tourist eats with relish.

The next day, he goes to the same restaurant again and orders the specialty of the day, and he is brought two very big balls on a huge plate. It tastes even more scrumptious.

On the third and fourth days, he does the same, but on the fifth day he goes to the restaurant and orders the specialty of the day, and they bring him two very small balls on a big plate. The man asks, "What gives?"

And the waiter says, "Senor, the bullfighter doesn't always win!"

2006-09-20 06:14:19 · 17 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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2006-09-20 06:14:42 · update #1

17 answers

Bravo!!!!! THAT is so funny!!!! I cannot stop laughing!!!!

2006-09-20 06:17:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Let me know the restaurant is, don't want to go there.
Still laughing at Johnny's Dad!!
Bring me on some more, and I don't mean Balls either!
This is so funny, too!

2006-09-20 13:21:09 · answer #2 · answered by Dottie 6 · 1 1

Thumbs high (that's what Bruce Willis said to the Asian man in Armageddon. I just like "thumbs high" better)

Is that ok?

2006-09-20 13:19:28 · answer #3 · answered by dct1218 4 · 1 1

Ha ha ha. Love it. Saving that one for my sis who lives in Spain

2006-09-20 13:18:31 · answer #4 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 1 1

I've heard this joke before, but it was told better.
Sorry, no thumbs up for you this time...
♣

2006-09-20 13:22:49 · answer #5 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1 1

Absolutely, thumbs up...you have me rolling today at my desk!

2006-09-20 13:35:43 · answer #6 · answered by Shelley 4 · 1 0

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww haha, waht a doule whammy

2006-09-20 13:18:41 · answer #7 · answered by gtbooty 3 · 1 1

thumbs up!

2006-09-20 13:17:31 · answer #8 · answered by ~BTFUL~ 1 · 1 1

As stupid as it gets, thumbs down.

2006-09-20 13:41:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

dude!!!
be original, i've heard dis 1 before
n e wayz gud choice!!!!
:-))

2006-09-20 13:52:30 · answer #10 · answered by Toshika 2 · 1 0

That is just pretty damn funny!

2006-09-20 13:33:58 · answer #11 · answered by Christa D 2 · 1 0

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