Little Johnny walked in one day on his daddy in the bathroom. He asked his father what that was hanging between his legs. His father replied that it was the perfect penis. The next day at school, Johnny pulled his pants down in front of his classmates.
"What's that?" asked Jenny.
"Well," said Johnny, "if it were about three inches smaller, it would be the perfect penis."
2006-09-20 06:10:26 · 28 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-09-20 06:10:48 · update #1
Way to go Johnny, didn't take after your Dad!!!
I'm sure Jenny is in love with you now!!
That's so funny, I am still laughing!
2006-09-20 06:14:36 · answer #1 · answered by Dottie 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is very good.
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2006-09-21 12:34:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
so my dad's penis is three inches smaller than mine?
my son must be hung like a mule!
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2006-09-20 13:21:10 · answer #3 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good...I like the way it exemplifies a child's naive nature and most guys' ego. Lol.
2006-09-20 13:14:21 · answer #4 · answered by lucifer 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm failing to see the humor.
2006-09-20 13:13:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
fair
... Johnny's momma must have had relations with the mailman.
2006-09-20 13:12:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha
2006-09-20 13:14:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO awesome joke loved it!
2006-09-20 13:11:31 · answer #8 · answered by c0mplicated_s0ul 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was a really good one!!!!
Here's your THUMBS UP!! coz that's what you asked for :)
God Bless ^__^
2006-09-20 13:41:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes, in case there arent enough penis jokes around.. . . .
2006-09-20 13:12:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋