In the Kung Fu series you never see Cain with a woman but in the movie he had a son. So who was Shaolin's wife? Wasnt he suppose to be a monk?
2006-09-20 06:09:41 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ah, you are getting two things mixed up: The Bible, and the 'Kung Fu' TV series. Both are pure works of fiction.
Here's what really happened:
Once upon a time, there was a big garden with a guy and girl called Adam and Eve, who failed to use protection and created a boy called Cain.
Cain grew up and wanted to have children of his own, but Adam said: 'Dude! Can you see any women around here except your mother?' Cain got depressed by this, ate magic grasshoppers, then went looking for his lost brother Abel, also known as Danny.
When he found Abeldanny, his ungrateful brother (who was God's little pet) openly mocked Cain's dusty attire and limited range of facial expressions. This led to a massive firefight in which Cain's Uzi dealt a mortal blow to Abel's legs.
The wounded Abel, at Cain's mercy, agreed to invoke God, who created a woman for Cain in the image of Angelina Jolie. She became pregnant by the Holy Ghost before Cain could lay a finger on her, delivered a son called Peter (later known as St Peter), and self-combusted.
This all happened in less than five minutes, thus allowing Cain to preserve his Shaolin chastity and his blue balls.
St Peter inherited his Dad's skill with firearms, while Abel had to have both legs removed, leaving him 28 inches shorter. He legally took the stage name 'Danny de Vito' and had a brief but unsuccessful film career.
Amen.
2006-09-20 08:44:31 · answer #1 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1/3 of the fallen angels in heaven
Rev 12:4 Gen 1:28
Angels breed with the woman
That where the Giants of the world came in Gen. Chapter 6:4
2006-09-20 06:26:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was a Shoal Lin Priest not necessarily a monk I don't think he took a vow but when he killed the emperors nephew who killed his master he had to leave I don't think he made it to taking vows
2006-09-23 16:31:52 · answer #3 · answered by conundrum_dragon 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God got tired of making humans out of earth so he crapped out a few wives for the brothers.
2006-09-20 09:48:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
this stuff happens. If you want weird, watch Walker Texas Ranger.
2006-09-24 14:03:56 · answer #5 · answered by Jeremy D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah ! finally someone ask this, i'm christian & till now i don't know without having to guess. it's one that i like to ask GOd when i go there. imptly u will have tag along with me & JC to fiind out.
2006-09-20 06:20:09 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
from one of the women on earth
the other stuff is from what religion??
2006-09-20 06:13:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont know.
2006-09-20 06:11:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋