Some of you may think "that bastard is mocking our God again".
Did you ever wonder, what if, he really just wants God to call him on the phone? Or show up and eat a hot dog with him?
2006-09-20 06:08:56 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Maybe it was not a Kosher hot dog.
The mustard was nice though.
2006-09-20 06:11:25 · answer #1 · answered by MЯ BAIT™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The answer is obvious: Clearly, Jesus prefers horse radish to either ketchup or mustard.
I don't think you're mocking our God. I think you're funny:)
2006-09-20 13:15:28 · answer #2 · answered by Mary's Daughter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is good with His timing like that.
If He showed up for dinner with you last night like you wanted Him to, then you just would have eaten so fast to get to talk to Him that you would have gotten severe indigestion and then wouldn't be in the mood for conversation!
2006-09-20 19:21:03 · answer #3 · answered by STILL standing 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everyone has their own standards. Why should you try to fit someone elses. You want him to eat a hot dog with you then having a hot dog it is.
2006-09-20 13:11:18 · answer #4 · answered by genaddt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God doesn't have a body.
He won't just show up and say "Here Sean now believe in me"
And maybe he has...or one of his angels has. Look around and think about it. Maybe he is talking to you, just not as the God of Mount Zion talks, with thunder and lightning and pizaz.
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shadowgirl
2006-09-20 13:11:54 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. T, formerly known as Shadow. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its mentioned in the bible about JC dining with His people at the end glorious times, so quite possible he might ask for the ketchup instead of mustard, eventhough he create the lot & the lot is good.
2006-09-20 13:16:37 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The hot dog wasn't Kosher.
2006-09-20 13:13:55 · answer #7 · answered by notyou311 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(If you are serious) Choose to live life to the fullest. Resolve to enjoy every moment. Life is short. Do your best, and when you come to the end of the road, you will know that you did the best you could.
2006-09-20 13:32:11 · answer #8 · answered by garfielddean1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because, Jesus won't come back to Earth untill the end of time.
2006-09-20 13:17:50 · answer #9 · answered by JesusFreak 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus was stuck in traffic trying to bring you relish, I forgot to tell you that he left a message with me about that, sorry love!
2006-09-20 13:16:40 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋