all of you say that you will die,be burried and become one with this earth..but i belive im going to heavon...but i hope you all do become one with this earth and become a tree and do your thing...and then a big scary man comes with an axe and chops you down and takes you to a saw mill and makes paper out of you and then once you are paper...they print the bible on you!!!
2006-09-20 06:08:47 · 20 answers · asked by *~datsweetsexyangel~* 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
from the famous dane cook...hes great aint he!
2006-09-20 06:13:06 · update #1
Hello Pot, this is Kettle.
You are being rude in this post. And the things you wish on others...enough said.
Blessings )O(
2006-09-20 06:12:38 · answer #1 · answered by Epona Willow 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Don't steal from Dane Cook.. theif.
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I wanted to slam this guy so bad for this, right. But then I stopped. I stopped, you guys please hear me out. I let it sink in and I want you to as well. I hope when he dies he does become a tree. I hope he's in the middle of the wilderness. And he's doin his tree thing, whatever it is trees do. I know they do alot of work with breezes. And wouldn't it be fantastic if while he was out there just enjoying his treeness, thru the woods a huge sweaty guy with an axe comes along. Sees him. ::Sawing sound:: Chops him down. SMASH! Put a chain around him, drag him through the mud and the muck, throw him into a saw mill, grind him up. NEEEEEEH ::Saw mill sound:: Then you pound him down into paper. Once he's paper, you print the Bible on him.
2006-09-20 13:11:23 · answer #2 · answered by Rob 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
All atheists are rude? LOL. Hmmm... as rude as your question is? I don't think so. Anyway... chew on this for a little while. Christians make up about 75% of the US population and 75% of the US prison population. No big surprise there.
Atheists, on the other hand, make up about 10% of the US population... but they make up only 0.2% of the US prison population. Now, isn't THAT a surprise? That means that atheists are FIFTY (50) times LESS LIKELY to be incarcerated than Christians. Pretty strange, huh, for a group that has no god-given guiding moral principals?
I can think of only two possibilities that might reasonably be said to account for this discrepancy:
1. Atheists are of a higher ethical and moral caliber than Christians, and thus are less prone to do the same kinds of nasty things that land so many Christians in the slammer;
OR,
2. Atheists are, overall, a lot smarter than Christians and thus, they are less likely to get caught in the course of their transgressions.
It's GOT to be one or the other... take your pick.
2006-09-20 13:14:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
I am not an Atheist but I think they have a point in what they are saying and we too have have been putting that into their mouth eversince. "FROM DUST YOU CAME, TO DUST YOU SHALL GO BACK"....."ASHES TO ASHES, DUSTS TO DUSTS" What is wrong with what they are telling us? They are only talking about our flesh that goes back to the earth and become eventually parts and parcels of the earth. Are you not happy that somehow your flesh becomes a tree and sooner a l toliet paper cleaning the butt of a celebrity?..(pardon my joke but that is true)
As a spiritual person it is your spirit to goes back to spirit and that is something no one and nothing can destroy. A spirit that can be everywhere and anywhere being part of the coutinuing cycle of life. A breath of life that lives continually.
2006-09-20 13:25:13 · answer #4 · answered by Rallie Florencio C 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What you believe is your own affair, just don't try and tell others what they should or shouldn't do in the name of your religion.
Too many religious folk on this site are narrow minded, prejudiced a/holes.
Look at the whole gay issue for example...
What can you just let them get on with it, but no... you have to accuse them of this that and the other because your 'book' says so.
(Maybe not you personally, but I am sure you know the type of people I am referring to).
2006-09-20 13:13:56 · answer #5 · answered by HP 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Since heaven doesn't exist, you are bragging about dying and ceasing to exist?
At least atheists know where we are going and our eternal existence will have value.
But, the good news (gospel) is that regardless what you believe, you too will become part of the earth and the eternal recycling process.
2006-09-20 13:14:45 · answer #6 · answered by Left the building 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I was rude in my response? Thats news to me. But here you are, stating that you beleive you are going to heaven - but then you curse me with a wish like that?
In that case - I wish that Heaven and Hell do exist. That way, You'll be ensure passaged into Hell for being such a judgemental, prideful troll.
2006-09-20 13:21:28 · answer #7 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Wow so your the reason us Christians have gotten a bad name. I can guarantee you w/ the hatred you have towards others you won't be going to Heaven. God told us to love one another. Do you really think bashing atheists is the way to reach out to them?
2006-09-20 13:15:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I sense a great deal of hostility in you. Very sad that you have to act like what you hate most.
2006-09-20 13:24:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ignorant, arrogant AND delusional.
Kid, you hit the trifecta.
Come back when you learn how to behave yourself in public.
2006-09-20 13:22:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋