Urinals of Gold
The man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him,
yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman.
"No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was so fancy that even the urinals
were made of gold."
She said she didn't believe him so she called the bar. "Hello," she said, " My
husband claims to have spent the night at your bar and I have one question;
are your urinals covered in gold?"
To which she heard the bartender say,
"Hey, Clarence, I think we found the guy who pissed in your saxophone."
2006-09-20 05:54:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good stuff thanks for the laugh YO....
2006-09-20 06:27:20 · answer #1 · answered by bill s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny I'm emailing it to my mom at work cool thumbs up
2006-09-20 12:58:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh. I would have never thought that would have been the ending. Oh my gosh..That's a good one. Thanks for the laugh. I'll have to check out more of yours. oh my gosh.
2006-09-20 20:14:23 · answer #3 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - ha ha haaaaaa
2006-09-20 13:32:21 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.
2006-09-20 13:18:16 · answer #5 · answered by love me like me hate me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha!
liquored!
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2006-09-20 12:57:13 · answer #6 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... funny
2006-09-20 13:48:20 · answer #7 · answered by 1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S FUNNY!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-20 13:49:07 · answer #8 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Good one! Thanks!
2006-09-20 12:56:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋