I have just been told that I have leprosy.
My gramps is in the bathroom downstairs and he is severely constipated.
I hear him growling menacingly.. and I am terrified.
He is in a wheelchair and I don't want him to get hurt if he pushes too hard.
He may have a seizure.
This morning he was making a malnutritious breakfast of orange rind pancakes. I told him to stop, as he was about to put arsenic in the batter, (he has cataracts) but he didn't listen. And I think his severe constipation may be related to this. I was smart enough not to eat the pancakes... but you know.. he is elderly after all.
Anyway... I seem to have eaten too many eggplants and I have been blowing chunks all over my grandpa's bedsheets. He hasn't noticed yet because he has severely impacted cataracts.
I shoved a can of beans up his nose, and he told me to GO FISH.
Unfortunately, I threw that game away 4 years ago..
What should I do?
2006-09-20 05:46:15 · 10 answers · asked by Reginalda 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
rating 10 - 1
stirrer - 10
troller - 10
attention seeker - 10
creative writing - 6
relevant to this section - 1
intelligence - 1
shock factor - 3
conclusion: bad ratings & verge of being reported.
misc note: grace & peace extended.
2006-09-20 06:02:37 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call 911.
2006-09-20 12:50:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a job writing or using your creativity!
2006-09-20 12:57:43 · answer #3 · answered by ponygirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow you poor baby. Try rat poison for the both of you.
2006-09-20 12:51:40 · answer #4 · answered by jelly-bean 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice story, ever try to go into fiction writing?
2006-09-20 12:50:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
would you consider co-authoring a book entitled "Losers Get A Life" ?
2006-09-20 13:00:19 · answer #6 · answered by JD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would recommend finding a job or two to keep yourself busy.
2006-09-20 12:54:41 · answer #7 · answered by K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great story teller, find something else to do
2006-09-20 12:48:03 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Glad you think you are entertaining, I think you are just being an a..
2006-09-20 12:49:02 · answer #9 · answered by antiekmama 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you are wierd
2006-09-20 12:49:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋