2006-09-20 05:37:49 · 10 answers · asked by martythepigpilot 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it (in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia).
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones; subtle sweet and mystic.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.
Sprinkle Zamphour.
Add an olive.
Drink... but... very carefully.
To make a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster using Terran ingredients:
Take the liquid contained in a 200 ml bottle of EverClear to remind you that your head will be clear forever if you drink too many Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters, and that your brain will clear of anything soon after you start drinking some, if not before.
Into it, slowly pour a 750 ml bottle of Bombay Sapphire to remind you of the marvelous beauty of the old Santraginean seas, or an equal amount of Jeremiah Weed in acknowledgement of what has happened to the Santraginean Seas and their lifeforms.
Now add 750 ml of Cold Wild Turkey, letting it run into the mixture as we run through life to remind us of all the lifeforms we meet and experience while hitchhiking through the galaxy.
Speedily stirring, add 375 ml of Herradua Tequila, mixing it in to commemorate the galactic hitchhikers who died of pleasure among the vapors and gasses in the marshes of Fallia.
Over the bowl of a silver spoon, let flow 1 liter of rum in memory of the waterfalls and their glorious rainbows encountered on your journeys through the galaxy of life.
Next, drop in the worm found in a bottle of Musquil, watching it dissolve into the mixture. If the bottom falls out and the worm survives, drink at your own risk.
Finally, sprinkle into the mixture some Gatorade to commemorate the lifeforms which have vanished and are becoming extinct, both sentient and non-sentient, especially those most in need of aid.
If this many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters are too many for the number of people you think you are, mix together the following amounts of ingredients as described above for a single serving.
1 oz. EverClear
4 oz. Bombay Sapphire or Jeremiah Weed
4 oz. Cold Wild Turkey
2 oz. Herredura Tequila
5 oz. Rum
1 worm from bottle of Mezcla
2 oz. Gatorade
This makes one approximately 18 ounce Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. The reason this drink seems so large is that Zaphod Beeblebrox has two heads, so when he created it, it came out to 9 ounces per head, so both were happy.
Before drinking, eat one olive to create a sweetness in it which is not there.
Drink very, very extremely carefully at your own risk, and remember where your towel is (if you can).
2006-09-20 05:42:04 · answer #1 · answered by stevensontj 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is a fictional alcoholic drink which is mentioned in Douglas Adams' humorous science fiction radio series, novels, computer game, movie, comic book mini-series, movie, and television series The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Below is a brief excerpt from chapter two of The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy which describes the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster:
Here's what the Encyclopedia Galactica has to say about alcohol. It says that alcohol is a colourless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars and also notes its intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. *It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. It says that the effect of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick*. The Guide also tells you on which planets the best Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are mixed, how much you can expect to pay for one and what voluntary organizations exist to help you rehabilitate afterwards. The Guide even tells you how you can mix one yourself. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy sells rather better than the Encyclopedia Galactica.
2006-09-20 13:22:05 · answer #2 · answered by oklatom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok stevenson has the book version but I was curious and did a search on the net....
This is from All Recipes.com. (Link to recipe listed below)
Pangalactic Gargleblaster
Submitted by: SILVERMOONDRAGON
"A potent drink based on the description in the very popular Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy book."
Original recipe yield: 1 drink.
Prep Time:5 Minutes
Ready In:5
MinutesServings:1 (change)
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INGREDIENTS:
1 tablespoon gin
1 tablespoon light rum
1 tablespoon vodka
1 tablespoon tequila
2 tablespoons creme de menthe liqueur
2 tablespoons Galliano
1 cup ice cubes
1 slice lemon
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DIRECTIONS:
Combine the gin, rum, vodka, tequila, creme de menthe, Galliano and ice in the container of a blender. Cover, and blend until slushy. Pour into a glass and garnish with a slice of lemon.
2006-09-20 13:01:54 · answer #3 · answered by J Greenhood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you could consult the guide but any drink that has the effect of being hit over the head by a gold bar wrapped in a slice lemon will do I think.
2006-09-20 12:48:02 · answer #4 · answered by Michael B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think Douglas Adams took them to the grave with him. Could always check the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
2006-09-20 12:48:34 · answer #5 · answered by Dumbledore 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
these very rare products are only found when the knurglecrupulation system fails in a drax v nuclear power station, unless i can be sure you have signed the uk official secrets act i can be of no further assistance
2006-09-20 12:47:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They are in the book! Don't be so frrakin lazy! Belgium! You are so unhoopy! You're a strag! I bet you don't know where your towel is!
2006-09-20 12:42:19 · answer #7 · answered by Avondrow 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh my gosh I can't believe I've forgotten!
best drink in existence!
2006-09-20 12:41:23 · answer #8 · answered by fae 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Check the Guide !!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-20 12:46:04 · answer #9 · answered by David 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your gut mostly
2006-09-20 12:40:02 · answer #10 · answered by Hacker 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋