There was a lady at a bar. Every time she wanted a drink she would raise her hand. She had very bad armpit hair.
The bartender was getting really grossed out and told the man sitting at the bar that next time she did that he was not going to give her a drink.
One minute later she said, "Bartender, bartender, get me another drink."
The bartender said no. The man sitting there said, "Oh, give the poor ballerina another drink."
The bartender said, "How do you know she is a ballerina?"
The man replied, "Well anyone that can lift their leg that high must be a ballerina!"
2006-09-20 05:35:29 · 17 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-09-20 05:37:06 · update #1
best reply 10 points!
2006-09-20 05:39:31 · update #2
Another 10 if not more from me!!!! That IS funny!!! What is wrong with you other people???? Can't you take a joke? I am STILL laughing! Kudos and thumbs up as well!
Now, would yo ube my friend? laugheter is bringing me back.....from a very dark place....thumbs up a gazillion times!!!
2006-09-20 06:26:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
omg...lmao...that was funny. Though I still think the bartender shouldn't serve her...she needs to shave that thang!
2006-09-20 13:02:48 · answer #2 · answered by Shelley 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Armpit hair, poontang hair, it's still disgusting!
I wouldn't buy the broad a drink at all!
I'll still give you thumbs up though!
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2006-09-20 12:40:43 · answer #3 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
HAHA!!!I love it!I'm going to have to tell that one to some of the people I know.
2006-09-20 12:55:25 · answer #4 · answered by tangerine 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Give her some red wine with that fish. YUCK
2006-09-20 13:01:34 · answer #5 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nice one I'm emailing it to my mom at work. thumbs up
2006-09-20 13:00:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
⥠that was good, but i like the one with the balls better.
2006-09-20 13:22:32 · answer #7 · answered by gtbooty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry it wasnt funny enough for me to give you a thumbs up....but i could raise my toes....lol...:=)
2006-09-20 13:01:13 · answer #8 · answered by eDraLiN 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I cracked up laughing! Great joke....BRAVO!!!
2006-09-20 12:44:56 · answer #9 · answered by heatherlynnmorrow 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i like it,but i heard it before
2006-09-20 12:42:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋