A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"

The pirate says "_____________________________________"

2006-09-20 05:29:25 · 14 answers · asked by Zippy 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

Arrrrrr......it's driving me nuts!...

2006-09-20 05:31:42 · answer #1 · answered by Chemmers 2 · 8⤊ 0⤋

Nice chicken. The pirate says... I took the steering wheel of my car so nobody could steal it and I didn't have anywhere to put it.

2006-09-20 18:33:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

I Can't Think Of An Answer That
I'm Too Busy Laughing At Soething Someone Perverted Might Put

2006-09-20 12:32:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋

QUARRLA has researched the minuscule EARTH database referred to by you HUMANs as for the suspected existence of a solution to the exercise in you are presenting -
Apparently - The potentially violent marauder's response to the dealer of intoxicants is to imply that the slang reference for the testicular components of his genitalia- is synonymous here with a slang reference to insanity/annoyance -

The manual directional control component to a typical EARTH transport vehicle is referred to as- used when directing- the vehicle -

Thus - The responds to the that the within his genitalia-cloaking garment me -- (Controlling The Direction of His Testicles) --

Conclusion- The resulting double meaning contained in the crude reference smacks of a most jocular humor for the utmost inferior of HUMAN mentalities -*

* are not supposed to be scientifically analyzed - are they? ---- QUARRLA thought not ---

2006-09-20 13:59:35 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋

AArrrggghh i am building a ship...i just bought this as initial investment....aaarrrggghhh!!!

2006-09-20 12:56:34 · answer #5 · answered by eDraLiN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

None of your business...just gimme a beer.

2006-09-20 12:33:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋

looking for a driver

2006-09-20 14:55:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

I'm not wearing any pants.

2006-09-20 12:44:13 · answer #8 · answered by Cary Grant 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋

because ya never know when ya gotta go

2006-09-20 12:31:53 · answer #9 · answered by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋

the pirate says... "AARRRRGGGHHH ME MATEY!!!"

(coz thats what ALL pirates say)

2006-09-20 12:31:50 · answer #10 · answered by Jazz 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋