Thoughts to ponder.
*Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.
*I couldn't repair your brakes so i made your horn louder.
*Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
*Always borrow money from pessimist. He won't expect it back.
*Where there's a will, there are 500 relatives.
*Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.
2006-09-20 05:09:42 · 18 answers · asked by Lyn 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good light-hearted humor. Thanks man.
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2006-09-20 05:13:01 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool
2006-09-20 12:11:04 · answer #2 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is so true. I am going to ask everybody I know if they're a pessimist, then hit them up for some CASH-ola!
2006-09-20 12:13:42 · answer #3 · answered by jfahd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice..... Its a good way to start the morning with a joke and a smile!
2006-09-21 22:23:51 · answer #4 · answered by Tight Shoes-Big Feet? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. No reason to make a damn fool out of yourself
2006-09-20 12:12:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Amen.
2006-09-20 12:17:09 · answer #6 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the one
*Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film
LOL thanks for the laugh.
2006-09-20 16:11:25 · answer #7 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool I like it . It's nice.
2006-09-20 12:12:24 · answer #8 · answered by kitty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good I can relate to all of them........hehehehehe
2006-09-20 12:26:36 · answer #9 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it, thank you.
2006-09-20 12:11:37 · answer #10 · answered by Coche 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh how true they are.
2006-09-20 12:14:06 · answer #11 · answered by Gunrunner 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋