Rhino walks into a bar and says "Gimmie a double."
Bartender looks Rhino up and down and says
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2006-09-20 04:48:21 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"You look horny.Maybe you'd like to try the singles bar around the corner."
2006-09-20 04:51:00 · answer #1 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sure thing says the bartender and the the guy over there is buying ,so the rhino invites the guy over and they start talking however every so often the guy starts rubbing the rhinos small horn and by the fifth drink the rhino is really upset that the guy keeps rubbing his small horn so he calls the bartender over and complains then bartender then asks the man to leave so as he's leaving he's says "hey dont blame me, i get a few brinks in me and then i start feeling a little horny" !!!!!!!
2006-09-20 12:04:36 · answer #2 · answered by Russell B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blue Goose.
2006-09-20 11:59:22 · answer #3 · answered by Jenyfer C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're so fat you're gonna need triple stools to support that azz, Rhino.
2006-09-20 11:57:10 · answer #4 · answered by Marginality 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Double for who?
2006-09-20 12:03:56 · answer #5 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hope you're paying in cash
we just had a bar fight so we can't take another "charge"
2006-09-20 12:03:00 · answer #6 · answered by DeeVee D. Essemar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"sorry, we don't serve rhinos here"
â£
2006-09-20 11:55:57 · answer #7 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"can I sit on your face?'
(the bartender is a chick)
2006-09-20 11:50:18 · answer #8 · answered by soulsearcher 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry we don't serve double chairs here. :)
2006-09-20 12:13:59 · answer #9 · answered by veronica m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
on the house, no charge
2006-09-20 11:52:51 · answer #10 · answered by tigger says 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋