2006-09-20 04:31:57 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cars & Transportation ➔ Aircraft
At Sea World we moved many a whale to the other parks.
Mostly Orcas - killer whales. The air lines have a special cargo plane you can charter - for your very questionable request.
I hope it is a very young healthy speciman.
2006-09-20 04:37:49 · answer #1 · answered by captbryguy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Blue whales! I love blue whales! I wouldn't even bother taking it on a plane; I would just eat it. Then I would go to the candy store and buy more and eat them! Blue whales are my favorite and my next favorite is dino-sours. Mmmmmmmmmmmm candy.
2006-09-20 13:16:59 · answer #2 · answered by Ragdoll 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Do the same thing I do with my girlfriend. Deflate her, fold her & put her in the overhead compartment. That way if you feel frisky & wanna join the classic "mile high club", you can sneak off to the bathroom & from there it'll just take a couple of good blows to get her up & running.
2006-09-20 04:51:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get the machine from Teddy Ruxpin, shrink the whale and pop it in your pocket.
2006-09-20 04:39:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
1. Dice him up and stuff it in the hold.
2. Call airbus and ask them wheter you could borrow their beluga.
3. Ask NASA for their super guppy.
4. Fall in love with a russian pilot and ask her to fly th AN-225 to your backyard.
2006-09-20 15:35:50 · answer #5 · answered by Fadhl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
First off, I'd tell your girlfriend/wife/significant other that it's okay to ride a plane again and order 2 seats for the fatass! hahahaha...j/k. but really, keep it in the box you bought it in.
2006-09-20 04:40:54 · answer #6 · answered by roguequeen69 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It was a commerical, it never really happened! hehe
Great UAL commercial though, Gene Hackman was the spokeman back then I think.
2006-09-20 05:28:05 · answer #7 · answered by Tegeras 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You can not get him on a commercial airline, tried it, they denied him a boarding pass. JERKS. Something about "weight issues".
2006-09-20 09:47:40 · answer #8 · answered by little fairy lady 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Call captain Kirk and have him beamed up.
2006-09-20 14:27:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hand luggage, as long as you use a clear plastic bag.
2006-09-20 21:33:05 · answer #10 · answered by AndyG45 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋