TARZAN AND JANE When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was
attracted to him and during her questions about his life. She asked him
how he had sex.
"Tarzan not know sex" he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said, "oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree".
Horrified she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but
I will show you how
to do it properly". She took off her clothes and laid
down on the ground.
"Here", she said, "you must put it here".
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer, and then
gave her an almighty kick in the crotch.
Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually managed to
gasp, "what did you do that for"?
"Tarzan check for bees".
2006-09-20 04:16:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tarzan like joke. Laugh on floor with Jane.
2006-09-20 11:11:47 · answer #1 · answered by mrgoodbar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-09-20 04:23:58 · answer #2 · answered by bimby babe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For The First Time Tarzan
2017-02-24 04:50:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guess she didn't explain properly
2006-09-20 05:08:49 · answer #4 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-09-20 05:42:11 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke
2006-09-20 04:49:25 · answer #6 · answered by dark 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you for the laugh and cry
2006-09-20 04:23:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is really funny.... love it!
2006-09-20 04:35:53 · answer #8 · answered by 1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!!! That was so funny!!
2006-09-20 04:28:18 · answer #9 · answered by Cubanita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA!!
hey, you gotta do what you gotta do!
♣
2006-09-20 04:19:30 · answer #10 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋