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An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.
"You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home."

"Why?" asked somebody from the audience.

"I watched my wife's routine at dinner for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time.

One day I told her, 'Honey, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'

"Did it save time?" the guy in the audience asked.

"Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 30 minutes to make dinner.
Now I do it in ten..."

2006-09-20 04:15:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

and he thought he was cleverer

2006-09-20 04:44:21 · answer #1 · answered by sweetgal 3 · 0 0

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2016-12-15 11:07:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Right! the kitchen is strictly a wifey's business

2006-09-20 04:20:07 · answer #3 · answered by bimby babe 2 · 0 0

I don't want a man in my kitchen. What was he doing in there? He should have been cutting my grass or washing my car.

2006-09-20 04:49:24 · answer #4 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0 0

talks too much. a still tongue keeps a wise head.

thanks for the idea

2006-09-20 04:18:07 · answer #5 · answered by katz 4 · 0 0

Yup, that's how it goes. That's why is better to shut up

2006-09-20 04:29:39 · answer #6 · answered by Cubanita 5 · 0 0

You got that right

2006-09-20 05:14:59 · answer #7 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0 0

ha ha ha... sounds like my GF!!

2006-09-20 04:18:19 · answer #8 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0 0

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