I was just reading an closed question about something similar and thought I'd like to see if anyone has any more?!
My son, who is now 14 yrs old...learned our phone number when he was about 3-4 yrs old. Being a single mom, I didn't date much...as we walked through the grocery store one night...he started screaming out our phone number...I got 8 calls that weekend...
My son, who is 2.5 yrs old doesn't know how to blame others yet...for things he does...He knocked over my glass of iced coffee the other morning and came running in..and said..." Look what Joe-Joe did mommy!!! Spank him bum...(I laughed so hard tears filled my eyes...cause he then bent over...and I don't spank for that kind of thing) BEFORE ANYONE RESPONDS TO THAT..YOU DO YOUR THING...I'LL DO MINE..it's called discipline NOT child abuse!!!
2006-09-20 04:05:59 · 20 answers · asked by just me 4 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
my oldest daughter 6 who started school this year has learned some new words on the bus ....I am sure you can figure out what words I am meaning.....so i explained to her about potty mouth so now when she feels she needs to use them(I draw no attention to it) she runs into the rest room and yells them into the toilet
2006-09-20 04:19:02 · answer #1 · answered by thunder_rainclouds 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Try this one for size. This happened today. My 4 year old got a hold of a jar of peanut butter and proceeded to cover her 16 month old sister with it from head to toe. All my husband and I could do was laugh because she looked so darn cute!
When I was about 3 years old we lived in an apartment building in Italy(my dad was Air Force) and we had a balcony off the living room that I locked my mom out on one day while she was talking to the neighbor below us. The whole time she was out there trying to get in I would run from one room to the other and stop every so often to wave to her. Also back then if you didn't hang up the phone the line wouldn't disconnect, well one day my dad called from work to talk to my mom. When they were done talking she didn't hang the phone up all the way and my dad could hear me playing in the hall way, so he started to call for me to hang up the phone. All he heard was me playing and singing and every so often I go "what?" because I could hear him but not see him.
2006-09-21 02:55:59 · answer #2 · answered by Diana H 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
We had a Birthday party for my son who was probably two at the time and we had a big jug of red juice we got from the quality dairy store that had a pull out spicket type thing on it and we had it hanging over the edge of our kitchen counter so people could walk up and fill their cups with juice easily. Well later on that day when everyone had left i was busy in the living room doing something when all the sudden i hear a noise like the water from the sink was overflowing on to the kitchen floor and my little boy was no where in site...I run into the kitchen to find that my son had decided he was thirsty and pulled the spicket all the way out from the Big jug of juice and put his mouth under it all the while being drenched from head to toe with RED FRUIT PUNCH!!! Needless to say all I could do was laugh while frantically pushing the spicket back in to stop the flow of juice from further flooding my sons body and my kitchen floor!! I had to take pictures it was so funny! Needless to say I didn't get the stains out of his khaki pants and button up shirt he had on!! I was just glad it washed out of his hair but the stains on his hands and face took a day or two before fading completely!!!
2006-09-20 06:25:54 · answer #3 · answered by Jennifer W 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Back before the days of the no-call list, I used to hand the telemarketers to my toddler, then stay nearby for the yucks! I would almost double over at their attempts to get this toddler to get her mommy on the phone.
Let's see, once she let fly with the f-word on camera. We were filming her use an adult mop to clean up her own mess after a bubble bath in the kitchen sink. It is the one and only time she has uttered that word (good reminder for the parents to clean up their own language). My first impulse was to erase it, fortunately I knew that we should save it for posterity's sake.
One time she wanted the car window rolled up, she thought daddy had gone bald because he rode with the window down, and did not want a similar fate for herself.
Oh, there are so many, but the journal I kept of them is way up in the attic, I can't remember them all........
2006-09-20 04:23:02 · answer #4 · answered by finaldx 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
My daugher who is 3 told her first lie the other day. She knows she can't have a bandaid unless there is blood (otherwise she'll coat her entire body with them). So she came up to me with her eyes real big and said, "Mommy, I need a bandaid." And I said, "Why." And she said, "Because I have an owie on me somewhere that has blood." When I asked her where she said, "On my leg, but you can't see it." To avoid laughing I had to get up and give her a bandaid.
When she was two one day we were leaving the store and she fell down for no reason. I said, "Wow, you really flew." And she said, "Mommy, I'm like a bird?"
When my now 12 year old son was 6 his bike always had flat tires because of thorns. So one day right after we'd fixed it he came home with a flat tire. I said, "What happened this time?" And he said with a huge sigh, "Just normal flatness."
2006-09-20 04:11:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
My 2 yr old son used the redial option of my unlocked cellphone and called up almost everyone in the contact list and was crying for some reason ... All those people thought that the kid is in danger and I got visitors and still dont know how many calls we had on our landline ..
I also got a call from someone who was on a recieved calls list abusing me for giving blank calls...
Nokia 6610 i dammn that was funny
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2006-09-20 04:15:00 · answer #6 · answered by Sameer 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I don't have kids yet, but when my brother was younger about 3 or 4, he use to like to slide down the stairs on his big stuffed animal or on his belly. My mom was continuously telling him not to because he would get hurt.
Well, one day he did get hurt... we all felt bad for him, but it was funny. He laughs at it now whenever the story comes up.
Anyways, he had decided to slide down the carpeted stairs on his tummy right after a bath. He was still naked. He got "stuck" if you know what I mean. Poor kid had rug burn on his nose and on his privates. He was howling! My mom was at the top of the stairs not being able to help him because she couldn't see anything. She was trying so hard not to laugh that she was tearing up. My grandma had to go help him up.
Needless to say, he never went down the stairs naked again.
2006-09-20 04:59:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
My niece was about 8, and my sister and I were with her at lunch in a resturant and were trying to think of the name of this store that we wanted to go to this next weekend. We were trying so hard to remember it, and Hannah could clearly see that the both of us had no clue...then all of a sudden my sister remembers the name of the store...and my niece slaps the table with her hands and says...
Ding Ding Ding...what do we have for her Johnny....
as my sister had just won a prize or something...the tables next to us just bursted out into laughter and my niece stood up and took a bow!
2006-09-20 05:33:54 · answer #8 · answered by Mom to Foster Children 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
When my daughter was about 2, we were in the store christmas shopping. She was sitting in the shopping cart. She turned and looked at an elderly woman and said "Hi Grammy." It was so funny. The lady thought she was cute and said hi back. I think she brightened the lady's day.
2006-09-20 15:14:15 · answer #9 · answered by missie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
About a month or two ago, shortly after my son (two in October) learned what the colors of the traffic lights meant, he got annoyed with our very affectionate cat, who wouldn't leave him in peace to play. He pushed on the cat as hard as he could, and when the cat wouldn't move, said, "Go! Green, go!"
2006-09-20 04:22:12 · answer #10 · answered by Lea A 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
My son was put up against the biggest boy on the football team in practice when he was the youngest. He was told to block him. When the whistle blew to begin the play, he turned tail and ran the other way.
2006-09-20 04:17:00 · answer #11 · answered by JaneDivided 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋