just go to bed with some raw bacon strapped to your chest, some eggs in your armpits, I don't care (or want to know) where you put the sausage hey presto when you wake up your body heat will have cooked all of the items and you don't need to get out of bed to feast.
2006-09-20 03:49:24
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answered by crownose 4
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my husband also does not reciprocate the kindnesses or coutesies i show him, and we've been together(see my question"why is my husband so lazy") for only 7 years. could it be, that in this crazy world there are givers, and takers? and would a relationship between two of the same work? you should fake a nervous breakdown on account of him being a jerk, and leave for a few days. let him picture life without you for a wee while, see if he can be shocked into appreciating you. fail that, leave the bastard and find someone who does. it is NEVER too late.
2006-09-20 03:57:48
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answered by Anonymous
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So when was the last time you brought her/him the same?
Maybe you should do it first and see if you get the treat returned?
Unless you're a paraplegic of course, in which case I apologise ... but I somehow doubt it and you're just a lazy slob!
2006-09-20 03:59:34
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answered by Marinersfan 5
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Are you poor baby! My advice would be one morning make all this for yourself while they are in bed then once cooked take it back up to bed and enjoy in front of them this way they might get the hint
2006-09-20 03:47:13
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answered by snowflake 1
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A milkshack? That's a cowshed. That's far too big to bring to bed, there's your answer!
2006-09-20 03:51:42
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answered by KeiraBunny 2
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ive been with my partner for 15 years and he never brings me brekky in bed..not even a coffee....thats men for ya!
2006-09-20 04:08:21
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answered by Anonymous
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that is totally unfair, u should warn him a seperation will be on the cards if he carrys on with his rebellion
2006-09-20 03:47:05
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answered by Anonymous
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do you bring your partner breakfast in bed?
2006-09-20 03:45:47
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answered by alex w 1
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MAKE A BEAUTIFUL BREAKFAST FOR YOURSELF ------THEN BRING IT TOO BED AND EAT IT IN FRONT OF THE OTHER-------SNACK YOUR LIPS AND MOAN WHEN YOU EAT IT l LOL------REALLY ENJOY YOURSELF
AB
2006-09-20 03:53:06
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answered by alice b 6
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lol absolutely not! Tell them the internet community is ashamed of him/her! (unless you're my wife that is)
2006-09-20 03:44:36
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answered by gromitski 5
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