unanswered questions?

Question

1How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?

3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

4. Is there another word for synonym?

5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"

6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?

10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?

11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?

13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"

just so you all know I really don't need the answers, it is just funny that is all.

Answer 1

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
What does the guy who drives the snowplow drive to work?

Thought you might like a couple more.

Answer 2

1 smell
2 yes
3 no wraps one hand in guaze
4 uh, know, eye don't no
5 at times
6 the plane would be too heavy to fly
7 they would have to serve him first
8 handicapped
9 some one might steal the toilet tissue, no they don't put tissue in there do they
10 any thing your hands do can and will be used against you somehow
11 so folks like you and I will be afraid of what is on the road
12 Some just refused to change, you know pro choice
13 with a shot gun shoved up his rear end
14 the wheel
15 only if they practiced
16 for people like me, I want it to sour in the frig
17 my third cousin removed
18 who wants floating debris in their underwear?

Answer 3

I love it the whole 19 ques are great.

Number 5 madening
Number 6 beats my mind &
Number 18 who ever came up with that should be hunged.

Answer 4

As to 18. The same person who put the "st" in stutter

And what's another word for "thesaurus"?

Answer 5

16. - Because it will turn mouldy, and a strange colour, and not be safe for consumption by humans. Furthermore, it is illegal for companies to sell some products after that date.

Answer 6

You have a very curious mind - may you always be so - but I am TO lazy to try to answer all 19 questions - good luck!@

Answer 7

i know they have to put expiry dates on everything to cover their butts, and they lock bathrooms so customers only use them, and perhaps they can monitor them if someone is going to trash them. sorry dont know about the rest of them
i was thinking about no 18 yesterday funny hey

Answer 8

im bored..so i shall answer even though u dont want them..
1.sniff their fingers
2.no, they are ghosts
3.nope, she just slaps him around
4.none, pure insanity
5.as long as they dont kill me..yet
6.it probably wouldnt be able to fly
7.yes, yes they can
8.no, because it may hop
9.cause bubba is inside constantly
10.yes, just part of the rights
11.in case the blind guy is in the back seat and refuses to give out his pin...granted he wont know who is looking anyways
12.to throw us off..and beat us down
13.years of practice
14.s-e-x
15.yep..gotta follow the pack
16.so you dont eat it
17.suceeded in failure
18.my grandfather..ah how he loves making fun of lithp persons
19.crazy scientists

Answer 9

LMAO......Let me guess a Steven Wright fan?.......Thanks so much for giving me a good laugh to Start off the Day!!!

*added*

What do you Add to powdered Water?

Answer 10

Hilarious~!