but he keeps on insisting on calling his member his "pork sword" i find this very upseting what should i do?
2006-09-20 02:53:34 · 23 answers · asked by Mr Kippling 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Get a life?
2006-09-20 03:06:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him its an integral part of the Jewish faith to keep the strict law of only eating kosher foods so by the very act of him calling his old chap a piece of "pork" is deeply distressing to you, he needs to be more sensitive to your cultural and religious needs.....Failing that get yourself a nice jewish boy and make your granma proud.... Mazel Tov
2006-09-20 10:24:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It does sound rather insensitive of him, doesnt it? But, he doesnt seem to mean anything by it...just a fun play with words. So dont read anything into it. Let it go. That is if u'v already asked him to stop and he has refused. Although, i'm betting if he really cares about u, he wouldnt refuse.
Do ask him politely to stop, if u havent already.
2006-09-20 10:15:27 · answer #3 · answered by cookie_recipe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two bad sins in one go...the Jewish high holiday is approaching this Saturday and Sunday.the time that the whole Jewish nation go to pray for a forgiveness and a happy new year!hours and hours they pray and lots of people cry from there heart for GOD to help us and the whole world that needs so much mercy!!AND you are very busy with such discus ting problems..join your nation for a great & happy year..
2006-09-20 10:12:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you care what he calls his c*ck?? Are you jealous that he has a sword and you have a dreidel?
You must be the typical nagging Jew.
2006-09-20 10:14:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should go back to your farting girlfriend ... at least then you won't be offended by any meat references
Got any other stupid imaginary scenarios to regale us with?
2006-09-20 10:15:50 · answer #6 · answered by Marinersfan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stop being gay easy solution, stick to those beef curtians on woman
2006-09-20 10:07:36 · answer #7 · answered by LT. DAN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
let me guess...your 13 and he is a 45 year old preist??
2006-09-20 10:06:26 · answer #8 · answered by Ash 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
either try to convert him or convert and be catholic and call it that
2006-09-20 09:56:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just ask him pollitely to stop
2006-09-20 09:55:52 · answer #10 · answered by Scatty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋