But her parents are rich and they just bought me a new black escalade should I just cheat on her
If I divorce her I dont get to keep the Escalade people that may i add is fully loaded
2006-09-20 02:47:40 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
why does it have to be black
2006-09-22 15:16:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marry the Escalade.
2006-09-20 09:50:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If she is rich I suppose that you can get her to go to a gym and get a personal trainer. You married her because you loved her, then I suppose that she later got fat, but show her the sexy, tight outfit for the season and tell her that since she is already beautiful, she can look more slammin' than those skinny models with those kind of clothes on, she might get the picture. You might want to do that because you'll get to ride that escalade a few hours a day, but you will have to ride her for the rest of your life, so choose wisely.
2006-09-20 10:12:49 · answer #3 · answered by Halal Pig Ok in Islam 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have a penis where your brain should be (a tiny stinky one I might add), and an Escalade where your friends should be.
Get a life and grow up. Either that or do us all a favour and slit your wrists right now.
Rawlyn.
2006-09-20 09:55:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you married to her or the money. You seem very materialistic and if there is no physical attraction tell your wife. Women know when you are cheating some just take longer to make themselves actually believe it.
2006-09-20 09:53:23 · answer #5 · answered by goofy1770 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be a man. If you don't or can't love her for who she is then leave her. She shouldn't be wasting her time with you. Don't stay with her so her parents can buy you neat stuff that you can't get on your own. Grow up.
Oh, by the way, what does she think about your looks? I assume if you have room to complain about her that you are perfect?
2006-09-20 09:51:56 · answer #6 · answered by momofmodi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
persuade her to spend her money in a useful way to get rid of the fat or try to take her away from the food while she is eating . this will make her after 10 minutes don't want to eat . do this for couple of months and make her to take a lot of exercises and u will see the difference.
2006-09-20 09:56:38 · answer #7 · answered by Smarty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Escalade?? No one driving THOSE anymore!!! Idiot
2006-09-20 10:19:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someday you will pay the price of this cheating and at that time you will not have your wife around you to whom you can express your feeling of regret....
2006-09-20 10:01:50 · answer #9 · answered by CosmicLight 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somethings' fully loaded, and I dont think its the car.
2006-09-20 09:50:26 · answer #10 · answered by JC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! Why don't you marry her parents?
You sound like a winner dude (sarcasm)
Grow up
2006-09-20 09:52:41 · answer #11 · answered by bad_dog76 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋