see thing is my friends have been telling me that I dont have any trace of sense of humar in me so I am really starting to believe them, thats why I really need yo'll's help; so guys help a sister out with a good joke!
2006-09-20 02:11:33 · 5 answers · asked by dobby 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you really have any sense of humor at all, you'd laugh at yourself 1st. What kind 'a name is dobby? and you are a girl? hahahahahaha
2006-09-20 02:14:41 · answer #1 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay
This string walks into a bar. He sits down and asks for a drink. The bartender says
"we don't serve your kind here, so get out"
The string gets up and leaves.
About ten minutes later, another string walks in. He sits down and asks for a drink. The bartender says
"I told your friend, we don't serve your kind here, get out"
The string gets up and leaves.
This other string stands outside the door. He ties himself up in knots and ruffles up his hair and suff. Then, he walks into the bar, sits down, and asks for a drink.
By this time the bartender is getting mad.
"Look," he says, "I told your two friends and i'm telling you. We don't serve strings here. Now, are you a string or aren't you?"
And the string says
"I'm afraid not."
Don't worry if you didn't laugh. Only a couple people i know think it's funny. But then there's that talking dog joke...
2006-09-20 09:19:00 · answer #2 · answered by BeautifulDevil 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Try my nun joke!
2006-09-20 09:18:56 · answer #3 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got a good joke. Interested?
OK here you are....
Can't you look elsewhere?
2006-09-20 09:19:44 · answer #4 · answered by Merlin the Magician! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i had a nightmare last night but they dont come tru...AAARGHHH ur face is from my dream
2006-09-20 09:14:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋