JenM, who is secretely a muslim, has declared Jihad against me and my progressive thinking. What should I do?
2006-09-20 02:06:55 · 15 answers · asked by Fetusesryummy 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Mikeishere: It is not my fault that your brain cannot handle my progressive thinking. I am the new and improved Jonathan Swift, I am taking his ideas one step further.
2006-09-20 02:15:01 · update #1
I never thought I'd EVER say this---but maybe call Dubya?
2006-09-20 02:10:11 · answer #1 · answered by Ana 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
What you do is "Only" up to you. Perhaps the following will help you decide:
A word which is often heard & associated with the acts of certain individuals, claiming to act in the name of Islam, is the Arabic word: "Jihad". The best translation known for such a word is: A sincere & noticeable effort (for good); an all true and unselfish striving for Spiritual Good.
*Jihad as presented in the Quran, implies the striving of spiritual good.
*Jihad particularly involves change in one's self & mentality.
*It may concern the sacrifice of material property, social class and even emotional comfort solely for the salvation and worship of God ALONE. As a result, one who practises Jihad will gain tremendously - In The Hereafter.
READ MORE: http://www.submission.org/muhammed/jihad.html
PERSONALLY, THIS DESCRIPTION FOR ISLAM, IS USING "GOD" AS A TOOL FOR WAR, AS "GOD" WOULD DENOUNCE AS DEPLORABLE!
2006-09-20 02:18:04 · answer #2 · answered by Excel 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
properly, my pal... Being a monkey and all, i'm rather indignant by the wiping your butt with the left hand. I throw poop bombs many times and am no longer afraid to admit. Psh! Bleh! Hurumph! Grrr!
2016-10-17 08:03:18 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to his neighbors house and kick in the door looking for WMD's
2006-09-20 02:09:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
go to his house kick in the door and look for weapons of mass destruction.
2006-09-20 02:08:15 · answer #5 · answered by Karrien Sim Peters 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Declare American Justice on them. Get'em before they get you.
2006-09-20 02:09:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Who is JenM, and who are you??!!
Please when asking questions on Yahoo you must respect people's brains.
Sincerely
Mike
2006-09-20 02:12:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Have a pork chop, a vodka, and forget about it!
2006-09-20 02:09:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
make a effigy of him and kick it in the jimmies
2006-09-20 02:16:33 · answer #9 · answered by Lozzo 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
what did you do you want to marry a man like you or somthing
2006-09-20 02:13:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋