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I am an 85y.o. man and I don't know much about computers, but my computer keeps saying I have a "Hard On Violation" every 5 minutes or so ... Do you think this may be because my grandson "that is one of the queers" wasover here yesterday and I caught him looking at the pornography for the queers ... His name is Brando and he is 28y.o. and he was in prison, but now he lives with his grandmother, but I think he was queer with a guy named "Ramrod" in prison ... anyway what is wrong?

2006-09-20 01:34:37 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

12 answers

stick it in the what should i do guys butt

2006-09-22 15:17:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Take a cold shower and don't use the computer anymore...I think this could help your Hard On Violation problem!

2006-09-20 08:39:37 · answer #2 · answered by me 3 · 0 0

Now Micheal, you were only 13 in the thread from 2 minutes ago..you age fast!

2006-09-20 08:37:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Hey Grand Pa , I think you should shake you hard drive until the violation comes out of your system

2006-09-20 08:45:24 · answer #4 · answered by inacents 2 · 0 0

I agree you have a hard on violation...I think all the blood has rushed to your p e n i s and is depriving your brain of much needed nutrients...get over yourself grandpa...unplug the technology and do us all a favour....

2006-09-20 08:41:11 · answer #5 · answered by cowgirl blues 2 · 0 0

I think you should turn off your computer and go take a nap!

2006-09-20 08:36:37 · answer #6 · answered by Simmy 2 · 0 0

in another two miniutes yull be 160 yrs old at this pace

2006-09-20 08:42:28 · answer #7 · answered by MARK C 4 · 0 0

roll your thumb over the end...it will make you feel like you have bottomed out

2006-09-20 08:45:12 · answer #8 · answered by nothere 2 · 0 0

you need to take a cold shower and a nap....either that or your computer has a virus.....and needs to be put to bed.

2006-09-20 08:43:49 · answer #9 · answered by Mintjulip 6 · 0 0

yeah that queer did it

2006-09-20 08:39:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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