My Mother Taught Me
1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION... "Just wait until your father gets home."
2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING.... "You are going to get it when we get home!"
3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE... "What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don't talk back to me!"
4. My Mother taught me LOGIC... "If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, your not going to the store with me."
5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE... "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD... "If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."
7. My Mother taught me ESP... "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"
8. My Mother taught me HUMOR... "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
9. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT... "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
10.My Mother taught me about SEX.... "How do you think you got here?"
11.My Mother taught me about GENETICS... "You're just like your father."
12.My Mother taught me about my ROOTS... "Do you think you were born in a barn?"
13.My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE... "When you get to be my age, you will understand."
14.And my all time favorite... JUSTICE... "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you....Then you'll see what it's like."
2006-09-20 00:36:29 · 11 answers · asked by curious 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ain't that the truth. Scary thing is, after reading all of that, I'm turning into my mother!!! I've said most of those in the last week!
2006-09-20 01:33:54 · answer #1 · answered by Tish P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! I Heard The Majority Of These From My Mom!!
She Was Right About Having Kids That Would Turn Out Like Me! I Have A Daughter And She Can Be My Twin!! LOL!!
2006-09-20 02:17:20 · answer #2 · answered by XXSEXY66XX 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. Oh, yes. This sounds so familiar.
Have you ever had to stand with your nose in a corner, go break a switch, kiss and hug your sibling to make up, or wash the suppper dishes for a week for saying a dirty word? LOL.
But my Mama gave a kiss to us every night after our prayers when we went to bed.
2006-09-20 03:25:52 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here is ajoke i have it from my mom :
Three guys died. When they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter
met them and said, "I know that you guys are forgiven because
you're here. Before I let you into Heaven, I have to ask you
something. Your answer will depend on what kind of car you get.
You have to have a car in Heaven because Heaven is so big!"
The first guy walks up and Peter asks the first guy, "How long
were you married?"
The first guy says, "24 years."
"Did you ever cheat on your wife?" Peter asked.
The guy said, "Yeah, 7 times, but you said I was forgiven."
Peter said, "Yeah, but that's not too good. Here's a Lada to
drive."
The second guy walks up and gets the same question from Peter
and says, "I was married for 41 years and cheated on her once,
but that was our first year, so we really worked it out."
Peter said, "I'm pleased to hear that; here's your BMW."
The third guy walked up and said, "Peter, I know what you're
going to ask. I was married for 63 years and didn't even look at
another woman! I treated my wife like a queen!"
Peter said, "That's what I like to hear. Here's a Porsche!"
A little while later, the two guys with the BMW and the
Lada saw the guy with the Porsche crying on the golden sidewalk,
so they went to see what was the matter.
When they asked the guy with the Porsche what was wrong, he said,
"I just saw my wife; she was on a skateboard!"
what a funny mother you have .....
girl kicker
2006-09-20 00:44:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
She taught me about how to become a good daughter, good wife, good mother and a good human
2006-09-20 00:39:12 · answer #5 · answered by Babloo 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I learned that a woman of mixed Irish and American Indian heritage should not be allowed to drink alcohol.
2006-09-20 00:45:19 · answer #6 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now i know the reason why you become so curious LOL (Kidding ma'am)
2006-09-20 01:11:42 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, you are indeed very curious. lol, tnx 4 d laf.
2006-09-20 01:09:47 · answer #8 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
looooooooooool!!!!...i luuuv it!...thumbs up 2 u...ive heard it b4...but in a different way..haha...its soo gud!!
2006-09-20 02:59:44 · answer #9 · answered by bmyfriend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How true it is!!!
2006-09-20 01:13:14 · answer #10 · answered by nana_bad_ass 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋