The army has camped at the sea shore. Every morning the major was getting a kings treatment from the soldiers but 2dy was an exception.The fall-in is at 6 a.m. It is 5.45 now. No one is seen warming up for the parade.Quite displeased he was waiting for his platoon turn up looking at his watch impatiently.Time passed.It is 5.55. When he sees a soldier running up towrads the camp from the sea shore.
"Yeah you, where the hell you've been doing?" yelled the major.
" I was on sandy beach sir, repliy came
"OK .. get along fast & buck up will u?" howls the major.
Again he sees another turning up, then another, then the next & the almost entire brigade. And each one said that he was on sandy beach.It's 5.58 now. The major observes a boy staggering.. unable to walk... almost to fall is nearing him.He yells "You there you too were on sandy beach u want to say."He has almost reached and then almost wheispering he cries no sir I am Sandy Beach
2006-09-19 22:58:06 · 8 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ive heard one like that,it goes like this... ok so there was this little boy walking into school naked, and the teacher says, "y are you naked" the boy says, "i was playing on cherry hill, naked" the same happens to 3 other boys. then lastly,a girl walks in naked, and the teacher says "lemme guess, you were playing on cherry hill naked, too" and the girl says "no, i AM Cherry Hill"
2006-09-20 00:44:51 · answer #1 · answered by omgitsjohn90 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Reminds me of the time Snow White's dwarfs were feeling sleepy, so Sleepy got out of bed and slept on the sofa.
2006-09-20 07:16:42 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LoL..i give It a 12 lol....Out Of 10 That Is
2006-09-20 06:16:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i know a girl 'sandy beach'
i like the cherry hill one better
2006-09-21 18:53:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Poor guy! LOL. 10.
2006-09-20 10:56:25 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeewww
2006-09-20 07:13:39 · answer #6 · answered by police 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is so naughty........is the man all right
2006-09-20 06:29:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
speechless :-)
2006-09-21 14:18:45 · answer #8 · answered by playful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋