To show the blonde How.
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Sorry Its Just a joke lol..
2006-09-19 22:08:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What if the chicken was blonde?
2006-09-20 00:11:45 · answer #1 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would he be one a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?
This (censored) fool of a chicken didn't (censored) know
what the (censored) he was doin crossin a (censored) alley in (censored) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censored) mornin'.
The duck suggested to the chicken that they play
follow the leader then the duck crossed the road causing the chicken to cross after it, but at the same time holding up traffic, thus proving that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction .
Since the chicken does not really exist it was only an illusion that the chicken crossed the road. This illusion was only in my mind. Therefore I created the chicken that crossed the road.
There is no such chicken trying to cross the road, and there never has been any such chicken.
And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
I believe that every chicken has the right to worship his or her God in
his or her own way. Crossing the road is a spiritual journey and no
chicken should be denied the right to cross the road in his or her own
way.
To go where no chicken has gone before.
Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
'Cause it (censored) wanted to.
That's the (censored) reason.
hows that for an answer... can i have my 10points please.. :-)
2006-09-20 09:55:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the road would not move, the chicken had to cross the road by itself...lol...
2006-09-19 23:04:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As the road came in between its way it didnt had any other options. As the butcher was following.
2006-09-19 23:50:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard this one yesterday and it made me laugh : why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the hooker on the other side.
2006-09-19 22:17:13 · answer #5 · answered by Heat seeking missile 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To go to the Lemonade Stand.
2006-09-20 04:00:11 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it did crossed on the KFC factor. LOL
2006-09-19 22:59:23 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cos It Had Nothing Else To Do!
2006-09-19 22:53:55 · answer #8 · answered by Jordan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to get away from Colonel Sanders
2006-09-19 22:30:02 · answer #9 · answered by Two Lips 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋