Seioursly, i want a legitimate answer.
2006-09-19 20:42:59 · 13 answers · asked by Wonder Weirdo 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, God can do anything!!!
2006-09-19 20:45:18 · answer #1 · answered by tuesday 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Seriously..God is immortal and does not eat.
Is it possible for one man on this planet to show himself mature..enough to admit he is not the greatest thing since sliced bread?
God is actually much greater.
If you actually check out google, universe, images, you can see how hot God actually is, since he created everything.
The Bible mildly says, Jehovah our God is a consuming FIRE. That is why the demons shudder when they think of him, as they used to be in his presence.
Why should not puny men do the same?
To God we are like grasshoppers. To me the green ones are good and the brown ones are bad, and God can actually tell the difference.
Malachi 3:18 And you people will again certainly see the distinction between a righteous on and a wicked one, between one serving God and one who has not served him.
For example, not only do true worshipers worship the Father with spirit and truth, they spend time showing love and try to make every effort possible to help other people spiritually.
The wolves, who pretend to be Christian, spend allot of time trying to trip up the Christians, and get worship from them, so that they can all die together.
That is why Jesus said, "Look out for the wolves, who come to you in sheep's clothing".....God can still see the heart of the brown grasshoppers, no matter what outfit they have on.
By the way, are you a brown or a green grasshopper?
Once again, ..before Mr. achtung directs you away from my thoughts to his;... SOME of my anointed views,..
.. do NOT represent the Jehovah's Witnesses Organization ...who refuse to repent over some false teachings and other secret sins.
Praise Jehovah the God of the Universe!!
Hail earth's new King, Jesus the King of the Universe!!
Welcome his angel wife, Queen of the Universe!!
..and you men thought and taught you were special and the angels could not get married..!! busted!!
..and give proper honor to Elijah,
God's prophet for the last days...
As Jesus said, 'If they honored me, they will honor you, and if they persecute me, they will persecute you.'..
Oh, by the way...the *generation* that sees the great tribulation..is the one that will see Armageddon...let's get that straight...
2006-09-19 21:11:29 · answer #2 · answered by tina 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, since god does not exist I would have to say: No, he can't nuke a burrito so ot that not even he himself can eat it. I can though.
2006-09-19 20:45:30 · answer #3 · answered by chocolatebunny 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
god doesnt eat burritos hes a spirit being !!
2006-09-19 20:49:04 · answer #4 · answered by jsbrunette 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This question is so old, it's not even funny anymore.
NO< God is all powerful HE can handle anything.
2006-09-19 20:50:03 · answer #5 · answered by creeklops 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
only if he gets a job at 7-11,only employees can use the MAGNATRON microwave,but i don't think god would require the safety goggles.
2006-09-19 20:49:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask a legitimate question then you will receive a legitimate answer
2006-09-19 20:48:53 · answer #7 · answered by simplehoneylove 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God doesn't eat.
Now provide a legitimate question.
2006-09-19 20:44:59 · answer #8 · answered by Gestalt 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No it would be a contradiction.
God cannot make a square circle either.
Because these things cannot even be thoughts.
2006-09-19 20:45:19 · answer #9 · answered by carl 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nope
amazing isn't it
2006-09-19 20:45:15 · answer #10 · answered by snuggels102 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋