2006-09-19 20:27:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It's the blue Jesus you give a dollar to. The pink Jesus wants a makeover from Queer Eye.
2006-09-19 20:43:09 · answer #1 · answered by twest 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How would you know that it was Jesus at your door?
If you believed out of doubting faith, then his coming in giant and pink form is probably the only way you would have believed - like Thomas in the Bible. If he asked for a dollar and you didn't offer, well you can make up by giving a dollar to anyone who asks you for help (be they tiny, blue or purple) from now until you are dead.
If you didn't believe he was Jesus, then you get to keep your dollar and stop worrying.
2006-09-20 03:34:19 · answer #2 · answered by Son of Gap 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU ALWAYS give the giant pink Jesus A DOLLAR! ALWAYS!
Now he'll be back 3 days in a row (and watch out for Land Sharks!).
2006-09-20 03:32:07 · answer #3 · answered by AdamKadmon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How giant are we talking?
8 feet?
10 feet?
If it's a Jesus over 15 feet I would give him the dollar, otherwise, I think I could take him...
2006-09-20 03:35:53 · answer #4 · answered by NappingNinja 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 points
2006-09-20 03:31:04 · answer #5 · answered by Pauline 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If they were selling anti-psychotic medication, yes.
2006-09-20 03:31:53 · answer #6 · answered by stronzo5785 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure it wasn't an elephant?
2006-09-20 03:32:29 · answer #7 · answered by chocolatebunny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, just stop smoking whatever it is that you're smoking.
2006-09-20 03:29:23 · answer #8 · answered by Judah's voice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
or you a day dreamer.
2006-09-20 03:30:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋