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make me a cup of tea!

2006-09-19 20:07:55 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink Non-Alcoholic Drinks

Jack Im not in it for points honey! Im also lazy not bored ha!

2006-09-19 20:13:01 · update #1

Gent dont tempt me! Have a good shift lad!

2006-09-19 20:23:54 · update #2

25 answers

Course I will!
PG pyramids are nice, or a strong Yorkshire.
But you may want some Typhoooooooooooooooooooooooo!

2006-09-19 20:14:50 · answer #1 · answered by Cos 2 · 1 1

Yes.

By the way tell you some jokes:

-Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
-When did you first notice this problem?
-What problem?

One more joke:

A guy calls his vet and says "What should I do with my cat?Vet says "What do you mean? Guy says "I had a leak in my lawnmowers gas tank and the cat drank the gas. Then the cat began to run around and around the yard, climbed a tree. then fell out of the tree stiff. Vet says "Is the cat dead? Guy replies "nope he ran out of gas.

Last of all just want to tell you that whatever you do, just don't give up. Also you must love and care for the people around you. In that way they will also show you the love that you show to them. Just be yourself and happy everyday. Wish you all the best and good luck!!

2006-09-19 20:09:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Can not understand your problem. If making tea is a problem, then, Instant Tea bags are available in the market and you have to, only dip into hot water or milk (as you prefer), with sugar added, as per your taste.

2006-09-19 20:13:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

sure thing, and since you are bored, have a laugh on me!

Why a Coffee is better than a Woman?

Coffee is cheaper.

Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.

You can have American, Kenyan, French, Italian, Irish, and Viennese. One right after the other if you like.

When coffee gets old, you can throw it away.

No matter how bad coffee is, you can always make it better.


BTW you can get a good clean joke book .pdf here, just right click & select "save target as"

http://personal-enterprise-self-help-resources.com/support-files/free-joke-book.pdf

2006-09-19 21:35:19 · answer #4 · answered by helene m 4 · 0 2

just build a spaceship fly into a different solar system, find a planet where the population is even less evoled than ours, take over that planet, enslave the inhabitants, become thier galactic emperor and...
order one of them to make you a cup of tea!!!!

simple isn't it?

2006-09-20 01:13:55 · answer #5 · answered by Smile-for-me :) 4 · 0 1

sure why not but i would like to warn u who have yet drink the tea of my hand no more exist in this world,by the way want a green tea or yellow?

2006-09-19 20:15:17 · answer #6 · answered by genius_key2003 2 · 0 1

I make crappy tea - I don't drink it myself
But I'll make you a cup if you promise not to spit it out all over me

2006-09-19 20:18:43 · answer #7 · answered by Patchouli Pammy 7 · 0 1

How about a nice tin of cold stella and a pot instead??? 08.21 off to work... enjoy yer lie in lazy bugger.

2006-09-19 20:22:15 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 1 1

not a problem im having mine in bed watching tv want to join me

2006-09-20 23:26:11 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ ♥abc 4 · 0 0

Of course, dear! Would you pay for the return air ticket from Budapest?

2006-09-19 20:37:48 · answer #10 · answered by Agnes K 3 · 0 2

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