A young couple was in their honeymoon suite
on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed,
the husband, who was a big burly bruiser, tossed his
pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size
of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said.
"That's right and don't forget it," said the husband.
"I'm the man in this family."
With that, she flipped him her panties and said,
"Try these on." He tried them on and found he could
only get them on as far as his kneecaps.
He said, "Hell, I can't get into your panties."
She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's
going to be until your f**king attitude changes!"
2006-09-19 19:55:56 · 13 answers · asked by ham 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
DEJA VU???
i think i saw this a few times here...
newei,its like a nice song that you want to hear it over and over again...still funny and make me smile...lol
2006-09-19 20:06:51 · answer #1 · answered by eDraLiN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By the way tell you some jokes:
-Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
-When did you first notice this problem?
-What problem?
One more joke:
A guy calls his vet and says "What should I do with my cat?Vet says "What do you mean? Guy says "I had a leak in my lawnmowers gas tank and the cat drank the gas. Then the cat began to run around and around the yard, climbed a tree. then fell out of the tree stiff. Vet says "Is the cat dead? Guy replies "nope he ran out of gas.
Last of all just want to tell you that whatever you do, just don't give up. Also you must love and care for the people around you. In that way they will also show you the love that you show to them. Just be yourself and happy everyday. Wish you all the best and good luck!!
2006-09-19 19:58:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Gee, that's funny. I told the same joke last week.
2006-09-19 20:03:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. Uh-huh!! LOL. LOL.
A good joke.
2006-09-20 05:54:28 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was on yesterday, ........................and the days before.
still funny though.
2006-09-19 23:22:39 · answer #5 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is really really funny
2006-09-19 20:59:13 · answer #6 · answered by kurotenshi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny and smart. that will teach him a lesson
^_^ thanks for the laugh.
2006-09-19 20:12:57 · answer #7 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You go girl!!!!
2006-09-19 19:59:26 · answer #8 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, I love it.
2006-09-19 19:57:15 · answer #9 · answered by teeniey37 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was funny!!!!!
2006-09-19 20:31:02 · answer #10 · answered by juju_63670 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋