Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born.
Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
Teacher: "What is your name?".
Student: "Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher: "When I ask aquestion in English,answer it in English."
Student: "My name is Sunlight
Question: What is the full form of maths.
Anwser : Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students
Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE
2006-09-19 19:25:29 · 10 answers · asked by genius_key2003 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her it'll make her fat. "I won't do it any more, Mom," says the daughter.
Next day they are out walking when they meet a very fat man. "If I bite my fingernails, I'll be as fat as that, won't I Mom?"
"You'll be fatter than that," says her mother.
They get on a bus, and sitting opposite them is a very pregnant lady. The little girl can't take her eyes off the woman's belly.
The pregnant lady feels increasingly uncomfortable under this stare, and finally leans forward and says to the little girl, "Excuse me, but do you know me?"
And the little girl says, "No, but I know what you've been doing..."
2006-09-19 20:18:14 · answer #1 · answered by giko 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes of course it's good to laugh all the time because it reduces your level of thinking and also scientist proved it by saying the more you laugh the longer ur life span on earth.Giving yourself a smile everyday is like a medication to your body.
2006-09-19 21:05:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-09-19 23:14:38 · answer #3 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..nice n funy..
i like that full form of maths 1...hehe
2006-09-19 20:30:18 · answer #4 · answered by ky11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That kinda stunk
sorry
2006-09-19 19:40:36 · answer #5 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-09-19 23:48:41 · answer #6 · answered by salima_guriya 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funy
2006-09-19 19:44:33 · answer #7 · answered by Krys R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um... a bit sad...
2006-09-19 19:47:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
those were hilarious!
thnx!
2006-09-19 19:46:27 · answer #9 · answered by 2cute4u 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-09-20 05:57:25 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋