A man entered a bank with a gun in his hand. He bellowed, "I'm going to rob every man in this bank, and I'm going to kiss every woman."
One of the men who had accompanied his wife to the bank said, "You may rob all of us men, but you'r not going to kiss all the ladies!"
His wife punched him in the ribs and said, "Now leave him alone, George. He's robbing the bank."
2006-09-19 18:43:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny!!!
2006-09-19 18:46:26 · answer #1 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes that's funny. Reminded me of this one: Two Nuns were taking a shortcut through the park one evening as they were on their way to the library. Suddenly, they were accosted by two young men who told them they were going to have sex with them."Don't resist and we won't hurt you." they were told. So the Nuns complied. Later, at the library, Sister Mary asked Sister Grace "what are we going to tell Mother Superior when we get back to the Convent?" Sister Grace thought for a moment, then replied "Well, we'll just have to tell her the truth. That we got raped tonight. Twice." Sister Mary looked puzzled, then asked "What do you mean, Twice?" Sister Grace said "Well, we're going home the same way aren't we?"
2006-09-20 04:03:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL..Thanx For The Laugh...Keep Em Coming
2006-09-20 04:57:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting and funny joke!
2006-09-20 02:04:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha a mean lady out there
2006-09-20 01:49:09 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it relatively funny, but more 'cute'.
2006-09-20 01:45:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe cute â¥
2006-09-20 02:04:58 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-20 01:52:52 · answer #8 · answered by lkamh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww.... lol
2006-09-20 01:56:03 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!
2006-09-20 02:00:45 · answer #10 · answered by Sharicka H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋