A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks.
He wanted a truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town.
He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a few seconds. Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up so surprise me!" He did just that.
For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. Nobody has seen or heard from him since.
2006-09-19 18:20:57 · 9 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha..lol..pd...gud one..5 stars!! gud day to u...!!! :))
2006-09-23 09:55:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao..Now Thats What Im talking about Lol..
Nice Way To start My evening Lol..
And before i Get Carried Away With Laughing...I better Say goodmorningggggggggg....
Goodmorning Pd hehehehe
2006-09-20 04:46:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one , Never heard that one before.
I wanted to buy an Eclipse, but I didn't know what it looked like because I couldn't look directly at it.
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2006-09-20 01:26:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL heard it before. funny still and also i like what you have put on the last line. keep it ip and good morning ^_^
2006-09-20 02:31:52 · answer #4 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
damn I was waiting for the naughty joke pfft lol that was funny lol â¥
2006-09-20 02:19:42 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
now thats really good
2006-09-20 01:29:52 · answer #6 · answered by theKenyan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao..g'morning sire..10!
2006-09-20 01:23:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
whoa! Lol
2006-09-20 01:27:03 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi good day thanks for the laugh
2006-09-21 14:10:17 · answer #9 · answered by playful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋